YOLO (knyxreader)

Oops Looks Like Your In Here

(I decided to make a serious-yet funny fic mostly funny but what's funny here? Wtf why is my grammar so cool. I publish every chapter each time a draft is finished-)

the following may be offensive on your case, please leave if your easily disturbed

I like cheese is English mkay?

Into the unknown-

You opened your eyes to see nothing but white. The birds was looking at you like 'who the hell is this being??' while you gave your lovely finger up. You look down to see nothing but snow.

'The snow broke my fall.. Wait why am I outsi-'

Then you remembered that one book in wattpad and you began celebrating in circles. You didn't really expected the book to transport you really... Then you began to panic, what if you never come back? You were excited, yes, but most endings of fanfictions like this always ends up with a character or the ending is never continued and you would cry when a very good story died.

"You'll never catch me- uhp!" I look down to see a small girl with short black hair. "Hanako! Eh, who are you?" a small boy pointed at you. You snickered and thanked the anime gods for letting you understand Japanese.

"I'm (Y/N) believe it! I'll be the next hok- I mean nothing." whoops wrong anime. The two kids just looked at each other then grabbed both of your hands. You almost tripped at the strength of the children, I tell you the thing is strong enough to make All Might shiver.

"Come with us! We'll introduce you to our family. My name is Hanako while this is Shigeru, (Y/N)!" wtf she made me go uwu inside.

"Okaa-san! We found a weird person!" Shigeru said making me punch myself for he was telling the truth. The mother look outside and told you to come in. You smiled then said.

"Can I adopt your children? Jkjk-"

Thud

The children and the mother now gasped and was now trying to carry a now unconscious body. Wait that sounds suspicious let me rephrase that. A dead body that is alive. Wait that's seems more- nevermind. Anyways an older boy has seen this and asked what happened. The mother explained everything in a hushed voice.

"Takeooo! Is she dead?" Shigeru asked while my spirit is just deadpanning. "No, ugh why is she so fat!" Takeo exclaimed. He wasn't lying tho. The family is carrying me into a room.

"Takeo."

"Sorry ma."

Now in a room layed (Y/N) in a neatly futon. You opened your eyes to see dark pink ones. "Onee-san she's awake!" Hanako shouted to the air. You looked around you to see the Kamado family but missing two people. The door opened to see Nezuko holding my now folded hoodie and pants. She layed down in a kneeling position infront of me. Now I know why people like her so much like she's literally a goddess. My sinful eyes are crying inside.

"Here, I changed your clothes into a spare kimono. Your clothing.. is uh different than us so I'll assume your new in Japan?" She asked me with a sincere voice. I nodded at her while the mother gave me some snacks. I began making up a story exclusively made by my jackass brain.

"Thank you.. even I am a stranger you still let me in.. I am very grateful but I have no place to stay and-" I was still talking but someone interrupted my lovely speech made by my not functioning brain.

"Okaa-san let's let her stay." A boy who is made by sun made me melted right there and now. The whole family nodded at the boy as I began saying some nonsense.

"Thank you your literally baby Jesus-" Tanjiro smiled as he got a journal. "In your clothing there was a notebook but the language is different, here. I'll be going now, Shigeru, Takeo, Hanako, Nezuko. Please take care of her." he gave me the notebook as he set off.

"Hai!" They all exclaimed. The mother left to make food while the others were still here we began conversing with each other, while they were laughing I took the notebook then read it in my mind.

'Welcome, enjoy your stay ask any questions mortal and for goddamn reason your luck is so high that I will cry'

Wtf the notebook acts like it's a God, or your mom.

'What happens when I die?'

'Nah your a Main character, you don't die- also tomorrow is the episode one'

'True and ok, when do I come back?'

'Idk namula'

'Aw man. Do I have a power or something?'

'Yeah, it's called stupidity.'

'That's convenient since I only know the secret technique of running away-'

'Did you just make a Jojo's reference?'

I then closed the book then laughing like a maniac while the others look at me then started laughing as well. Might as well enjoy the family as they will be dead tomorrow. I mean I can't change the major changes no matter how I cry. Like I cried 5 times at the scene- then you laugh at Michael Jackson memes.

Hanako slapped a mosquitoe on Takeo's face making him scream like a girl also making you laugh like a weasel. Yeah, you could enjoy this for a while.

In the background a notebook is written in 'bruh why you ignoring me? I need luv-'