me: its funny how i keep getting texts from strangers
lukey bitch: what do u want whore
me: RUDE WTF
lukey bitch: well u ignored me
lukey bitch: im gonna be petty about it 💅
me: bitter fucking bitch
me: u know what im gonna to my new friend that i met today because he APPRECIATES ME unlike some people
lukey bitch: whatever
lukey bitch: who
me: idk he randomly texted me
me: he was really nice too
me: what if its fate omg🥺
lukey bitch: omg🥺
lukey bitch: wait no
lukey bitch: nonono he might be dangerous u dont know him
me: u were a stranger once who texted me about nudes but look at us now
lukey bitch: uh yeah but i didnt
me: ...
me: ok and
me: he told me it was the wrong number and we just kept texting each other cuz our connection was that lit💯
lukey bitch: no
me: no??
lukey bitch: no
me: idk he sounds hot
lukey bitch: HOT??
lukey bitch: i wanna see
me: we he didnt send me pics he just types like hes hot
lukey bitch: oh i get what u mean
lukey bitch: i got that feeling from u and u ended up being hot lol
me: lol
me: anyways
me: theres no need to get worried lukey poo
lukey bitch: do u even know his name😒
me: LMAO YEAH HE SAID IT IN A HOT WAY TOO
me: like how james bond says it
me: i acted like it weird but it was hot :(
me: im playing hard to get
me: i hope it works!
lukey bitch: it will!!
lueky bitch: whats his name i wanna search this mother fuck up
me: it was hood
me: calum hood
lukey bitch: huh
lukey bitch: are u playing with me?
me: no??
lukey bitch: theres no fucking way
lukey bitch: no ur kidding wtf
me: are u ok??
lukey bitch: ill be back
me: ok??
me: fucking weirdo
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hood calum hood: you were
hood calum hood: the right one all along
me: omg its fate we're meant to be🥺 <3
hood calum hood: 🙈🥺
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lukey bitch: NO YALL ARE NOT MEANY TO BE IGNORE HIM
me: HOW DO U KNOW
lukey bitch: THIS MOTHER FUCKER STOLE MY PHONE AND GOT UR NUMVBER SO IM GONNA BEAT HIS ASS
me: omg hes gonna fight for me!!🥰🙈
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the loml: YES BABY OF COURSE I WILL FIGHT FOR U <3
me: <3 :D!!!!!!!!!!!
me: be careful baby!! dont get hurt too bad ok?!
the loml: baby of course🥺
the loml: i will fight for u always, i would challenge heaven and hell for you
me: omg🥺
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lukey bitch: YALL LITERALLY JUST MET PLZ STOP
lukey bitch: WHY WONT U WISH ME LUCK
lukey bitch: I WILL CHALLENGE THE HEAVENS AND HELL FOR U TOO WTF
lukey bitch: I LOVED U FIRST??
me: good luck lukey poo!!
lukey bitch: why do i need luck >:(
me: omg my bad
me: i meant u got this lukey poo!! i believe in u!!
lukey bitch: 😈❤️
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this chapter is so fucking random i dont even fucking know what i wrote
anyways i have 1k🥺
plz stay healthy and safe!!
OMG ALSO idk how this story is gonna go and like what if i added another fandom to this story AND like idk if i should change the l.h in the tittle because i really dont know who shes gonna end up with anymore😳
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Fanfictionunknown: how much would i have to give you to suck my toes me: i would suck them for free tbh a girl received a text from an unknown number and it goes on from there. i was bored so it really sucks but its fun doing this and i need to do my homewor...
