unknown: hello ;)
me: what
unknown: is this where i get free nudes
me: yes
me: but tell me a joke first
unknown: wait what
me: im not gonna repeat myself
unknown: i think i have the wrong number
me: ok
unknown: ok bye
me: bye stranger!
unknown: bye!
me: bye <3
unknown: bye </3
me: what did i do to deserve that :(
unknown: be the wrong number
me: ok but what if i was the right one all along
unknown: :o
me: yeah crazy right just a wild idea gaga
me: HAHA***
me: im embarrassed
unknown: GAGA
unknown: no im pretty sure ur the wrong one
me: ok but
me: what if
me: im the one 4 u
unknown: ...
me: :p
unknown: why are you still responding to me
me: IDK
me: IM BORED AND I NEEDED A DISTRACTION AND A RANDOM NUMBER TEXTS ME AND I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO
unknown: ok calm down there missy
me: DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN >:(
unknown: ok im sorry
me: AND I MAY NOT BE A MISSY U KNOW
me: I COULD BE MISTER
unknown: well are you?
me: NO >:/
unknown: oh god thats adorable
unknown: im sorry i didnt mean to offend u in any way
me: no
me: im sorry :(
me: u dont deserve to get lashed out on im just extra bitchy today
me: and u seem nice im so very sorry
unknown: im sure you have a lot on your plate im sorry too
me: and im sorry some girl gave you the wrong number and told you she was gonna give you nudes
me: sorry for your blue balls :(
unknown: hahahahaha u have that all wrong
unknown: i was just pranking
me: ...sure
unknown: i was.
me: ok i didnt say no sir
unknown: alright
me: its ok some people cant get nudes
unknown: I TOLD U I WAS PRANKING I CAN GET NUDES IF I WANTED TO
me: men get so mad so quick huh
unknown: i-
unknown: ur right
unknown: im sorry u dont deserve that
me: its ok :)
unknown: im sorry men really aint shit
me: yuh
unknow: this conversation has gone on for too long and for what
me: it has
me: i think we need to go our separate ways stranger
unknown: we do
me: bye stranger!
unknown: i have a name
unknown: calum
unknown: calum hood
me: ok that was kinda dramatic u didnt have to say it like that
unknown: i deserve a dramatic entrance
me: ur dramatic entrance was asking for nudes
unknown: ...
unknown u know what bye
me: ur petty cuz im right sir
unknown: ...
unknown: yeah :(
me: well goodbye calum
me: calum hood
unknown: now i feel stupid for that
me: its ok! u learn from ur mistakes
me: just dont do it again
unknown: people think its cool
me: really? who?
unknown: no one :(
me: :(
unknown: ok i need to sat bye
unknown: whats ur name?
me: call me kat :p
unknown: like a cat :((
unknown: so cute
unknown: i love cats
me: ME TOO
me: im a cat person
unknown: ah well im a cat and dog person
unknown: i wanna get both so i can raise them to be best friends
me: THATS SO :(((
unknown: ill name them tom and jerry
me: but tom and jerry is a mouse and a cat who hate each other!
unknown: not true they were actually best friends
me: im gonna look it up to prove u wrong
me: WAIT WTF
me: THATS SO SAD :((
me: HE DID ALL THAT FOR HIM :((
me: heart: broken :((((((
unknown: i know </3
me: very cute idea calum!
unknown: thank you kat!
me: ok we actually have to say goodbye already :(
unknown: yes :(
me: bye calum!
me: calum hood! :D
unknown: goodbye kitty! may our paths cross again!
me: yes kitty :((
me: yes they shall!!
unknown: ok bye :(
me: bye :(
unknown: bye </3
me: nonono <3 keep ur heart in one piece!
unknown: ಠ,ಥ
me: (•̪●)
unknown: i cannot say goodbye to you!
me: neither can i!
unknown: ok we will say good bye one last time ok?
me: ok
unknown: bye kitty
unknown: ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
me: bye calum :(
♥*♡∞:｡.｡ ｡.｡:∞♡*♥
TOM AND JERRYS FRIENDSHIP GO LOOK IT UP ITS SO SAD
AND KITTENS R SO CUTE😭😭
anyways how did i get over 700 this story literally sucks
be safe and take care of yourself <3
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prank text| l.h
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