Creepypasta Love

Offenderman

"Faster baby!" I pull her leg over my shoulder, and use my inhuman speeds. "Just like that! Don't stop!" Little does she know, my banging her will lead to her death. "I've never done it in the woods but oh god! Keep going baby!"

"Okay stop... I-I can't do it anymore." She squeaks, and I chuckle and go even faster. "S-stop!" She screams, Nd I feel the thickness trickle out of her. "I said stop!" The girl pushes me off and I chuckle, stuffing myself back in my pants. "I guess you couldn't handle it." She feels herself, and looks at me with surprise. "I'm bleeding you sick bastard!"

I chuckle and twist her skull. "Hope you didn't leave a stain."

~*~

I sit in my thrown, and eye the painting of Zalgo. He made me second in command. Speaking of command, hardcore sex sounds good right now. i walk out my thrown room and head towards the main doors, when I knock into someone. "Watch where the hell you're-" I look down to see a girl, faceless, skimpy, with long thick black hair.

"S-sorry, I'm trying to find some titanium pans, and..." She looks down and notices the bulge in my pants. "That's odd, you look exactly like my fiancé." I zip up my trench coat, and grin. "The kitchen is two halls to the left." I smile and lean in. "If you'd like, I'll lead the way?" I grab her hand, and press it against my bulge.

"No thanks, I get plenty of that from my FIANCÉ! Which happens to be Slenderman. Ta-ta." She wiggles her fingers and teleports away from me.

Normally my bulge would have left, and regained, but it only feels like it's gotten bigger.

I storm into the big library, and open the history books, searching for the tall beauty. And nobody is beautiful in my eyes.

Amanda the Slenderwoman.... Mm. Daddy likes.

I rip out the address page, and teleport outside the castle. According to this address, looks like I'm paying a visit to my dearest brother.

To Be Continued......

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It's not much , but it explains the thanksgiving event when Offenderman randomly joined the mix. But I'm trying my best to keep up with this "story" .-." It's not really a story to me.... It's like a tv show... But whatever P:

~MythLogical