Harry Potter oneshots

Pansmione

"You foul git!!"
Hermione Granger, 14 years old, just broke up with her now ex-boyfriend, Victor Krum.

Why? you may ask. Well, he cheated on her.

With some Hufflepuff chick.

"You could've just broken up with me instead of cheating."

Her words quiet. But loud enough for Viktor to hear.

"I didn't want to hurt you..."

Such a lame excuse.

"Yeah? Well, you've done a damn good job at that, haven't you...", Hermione spat.
She turned on her heal and tried to get away as fast as possible, until a hand went to her wrist and held her back.
"Please, don't leave. Granger, I'm in love with you.", she turned her head, eyes hidden beneath messy brown hair.
"But you don't love me. And I don't want someone who doesn't love me. We're done."
A second time, Granger started walking and a second time she was held up, but by a different person...
"Wow Granger, you look like someone died.", Cho Chang mentioned unnecessarily. The brunette just ignored the ravenclaw and kept walking. After a while she subconsciously reached the library. And when she did, she wished she had stayed in the corridor, even if it meant talking to Viktor.
Viktor... New anger rose inside her chest as she fought back another roll of tears.

"Look Draco, even the mudblood can't stand to look at your face without crying."

Draco Malfoy and his goons (including Parkinson and Zabini) sat in the library, probably studying and/or bullying some first-years.

„Shuddup Zabini.", the blonde boy exclaimed.

"Care to tell us what happened Granger?", this time the black haired girl spoke.

"I don't see how that would be any of your business."

Draco looked at Pansy and smirked.

„Granger, listen. We could help you get revenge on who hurt you, all you have to do is tell us what happened."

Hermione looked at him as if he were insane.

"Why would you help a mudblood like me?"

Hermiones' red puffy eyes suddenly full of confusion looked at Draco skeptically, while she raised an eyebrow. Pansy hit the back of Blaise's head, who let out a small "Ow", before she strutted over to the other girl and put an arm around Hermiones shoulders.

"We have something in common.", she suddenly said.

"And what might that be?"

After a few moments of dramatic silence, Pansy answered.

"We are both surrounded by absolute idiots."

With a lopsided grin, the Slytherin girl pulled Hermione to the sofas, that the others were sitting on.

And that's how Hermione Granger, muggleborn Gryffindor spent her day with 5 slytherins. And who would've thought? They were way more charming than they were supposed to be. Of course Draco let out a few comments, but  Pansy gave him a few glares, which quickly helped put a smile on her face.

"G'night Granger. We'll get back at that stupid prat Victor tomorrow."

Hermione waved at her new best friend and laughed at Parkinsons enthusiasm.

"Night Parkinson."

As the young Gryffindor girl entered the common room, she was engulfed by her two best friends.
"We heard what happened with Victor."

"We're so sorry 'Mione!"

Hermione just laughed, as the two boys stared at her perplexed.

"Don't worry about it. He was a prat, besides, I have my eyes on someone else.", she grinned from ear to ear.
"By Merlins bloody beard, you better tell us 'Mione!!", threatened the chosen one.
"Who is it?", said Ronald.
"Oh, no one important.", she replied cheekily.
"Well, he must be pretty special, if he can make you smile right after a break up.", said the Weasley.
"No one ever said anything about this person being a boy.", the chosen one rolled his eyes. Ron's eyes widened.
"Oh Merlin, you're right. I'm sorry 'Mione!!", Hermione just looked at Harry shocked.
"How did you know?"
"I just know."
"You still haven't told us who it is though.", Hermione was about to answer something, when Fred and George entered the Common room.
"Harry!"
The addressed person jolted. "What are you-"
"-doing out so late?"
"You have a Triwizard-"
"Tournament to win!", the Weasley twins grabbed poor Harry by one shoulder each and dragged him away.
"I should get to bed too.", said Hermione as Fred and George disappeared.
"But you still haven't told me who you fancy!", the redhead complained. "I was kidding...", she replied sheepishly. Ron started pouting.
"Then why were you so happy after your breakup with Krum?"
"Because I found some new amazing friends.", she smiled widely at the thought.
Ron accepted this answer, before hugging his best friend again. "Good night 'Mione. Sleep well!!", the girl giggled at his adorable behaviour and pinched his cheek.
She said a quick, "G'night Ronald.", before disappearing in the girls dormitory.
She stripped herself of her clothes and started filling the bathtub. Her dormmates were sleeping, so she had nothing big to worry about.
When the tub was full enough, she cast a muffliato spell and let herself glide into the warm water. Her thoughts kept gliding to the slytherin girl.
Why did she cheer her up and how did she do it.
And why by merlins beard does Hermione smile when thinking of her.
She couldn't be in love, right? I mean, she just broke up with someone. And it's impossible to fall in love with someone that quickly. Isn't it? Hermione just let out a deep sigh.
After an hour or so, the young witch decided to get out, before she caught a cold. After getting ready for bed, she started thinking of the parkinson girl again, before drifting into a not so dreamless sleep.

"Good morning 'mione", said Ron, waiting in the common room. "Morning. Where's Harry?", the young witch asked. "I don't know, but he said he'd meet us at breakfast.", Hermione nodded and went to breakfast with her best friend. A few meters before the big hall stood blaise, leaning against a wall and reading a book. "Hey Ron, can you wait a few?" "Yeah, sure.", Ron mumbled confused. The girl ran up to the slytherin and hugged him. "Hey Zabini.", she smiled at him. "Hey Granger, you feeling better?"
He smiled sincerely.
Nodding quickly, she returned the question and as well received a positive answer. Waving him goodbye Hermione walked back to the ginger.
His face was red.
Really red.
"What the bloody hell was that!?", he whisper-yelled.
She smiled at him and said: "He's one of the people i talked about yesterday. But that doesn't matter now, c'mon, let's go eat."
Ron didn't argue when she mentioned food.

They finally arrived at the great hall. Harry was already sitting on their original spot, eating some kind of cereal, while reading the paper. "Hey Harry! What were you up to this morning?", Hermione asked. The chosen one turned his head towards his friends and put down the paper as said friends sat down in front of him.
"Maybe he has a secret lover.", Ronald said, while wiggling his eyebrows.
A blush crept a way onto Harrys cheeks as he said: "Yeah right. When you get a girlfriend.", Hemione laughed. "Harry you dollophead, he's gay!!", she might've said this a bit to loud, because some other gryffindors turned their heads. Little did they know, that a few ravenclaws and slytherins, left and right of the gryffindor table heard what was said.
"So, Weaslbee is gay? We should tell Blaise about this.", said the blonde slytherin.
"Yeah, and then we can keep annoying him about it.", agreed Pansy.
"Why don't you ask Granger to help us out? You seem to have a nice connection with her.", the girl blushed. "Yeah, i'll ask her after dinner. But only if you distract Potter.", Draco smirked and said: "That's what I do best."

The rest of the day was pretty boring and went like always. After dinner, Pansy and Draco walked up to the golden trio and asked to speak with Hermione. Of course, Harry was about to decline, as Draco took the chosen ones tie and dragged him to wherever, like he promised. "Ron, don't you have detention?", asked the brunette. "Ugh, you're right. See you later 'mione."
Parkinson and Granger gave him a big smile as they waved. Suddenly Pansy started with: "Don't you think he'd look absolutely adorable with Blaise?"
"To be honest i do, but is Zabini even into boys?", Hermione looked at Pansy and raised an eyebrow.
"I think so, but he's into girls too.", Hermione gave a small 'oh' and started walking towards the library.
"Do you want to study with me? We have a potions quiz next week.", asked Hermione, looking at Pansy, who stood behind her. The black haired girl nodded and went to stand next to Hermione.
"Then let's go!!", the brunette grabbed her friends hand and started running down the big hogwarts halls. Joking with each other as they kept skipping around, trying to find as many detours as possible just to spend more time together.
Suddenly, Pansy stopped in her tracks, which led to Hermione crashing into her. The slytherin almost fell to the ground, if it hadn't been for the gryffindor, who grabbed her wrist just in time.
"Sorry.", Hermione whispered.
They were so close to eachother, that their noses were almost touching.
"Don't apologize"
All of a sudden, the last few inches between them were closed by the slytherin girl.
There they stood.
In the middle of a Hogwarts Hallway.
Snogging.

Pansy was the first one to pull away. "Shit.", she cursed under her breath. Her face was red and her lips swollen. Hermione didn't look any better though.
The two girls quickly got off of eachother, when they heard someone clearing their throat.
Ron and Blaise stood a few meters away from them, arms crossed.
"When were you planning on telling us?", asked Ron.
Hermione looked at the ground infront of her, while Pansy laughed. "Same to you.", she said smugly.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you and Blaise obviously have something going on, because I saw how he pinned you to a wall. The most suprising fact to me is that you're a bottom.", Hermione looked at Pansy shocked. "When did you see them?"
"A few minutes ago, when you ran into me.", a small blush creeped its way back onto the brunette girls cheeks.
"So... are you two a thing now?", asked Blaise this time. "I mean, I wouldn't mind."
Hermione pulled Pansy into a hug. The slytherin girl snuggled her face into the crook of Hermiones neck.
"Hermione Granger, will you do me the honor of being my girlfriend?", mumbled the slytherin. Hermione just nodded, smiling widely.
"So you did have a crush.", Ron said smugly.
"Yeah, I guess so. This is the person that made me smile after my breakup and I hope she loves me as much as I love her."