UNDER REWRITE
I need to ~stop~
But am I? ~no~
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🍩𝕆𝕙𝕞𝕥𝕠𝕠...
🧸uwu wats dis? It's a bloody Krii7y oneshot, and this time STARING NOGLA AS EVANS OTHER DAD (not Brian (whom is Rose in this au) I mean Greg (no not onision)) ENJOY!!🧸
🕯fuck it, Imma switch things up, in the video, Ruby is the one wearing a dress (for the wedding) and Sapphire is wearing a tux (again, for the wedding) but normally in the show, sapphire is the one who wears a dress. So that means Jaren is an uwu femboy (sorry, I've been on r/gachalifecringe too much) who wears a dress🕯
🚬no pov🚬
Everyone came down from the stairs of Evans beach house. David being the first one, playing guitar. David wasn't playing any old wedding song though, he was playing Garnets song, he was playing Stronger Than You.
"You nervous?" Evan asked, smiling. "I'm not" Jaren responded, crushing the ice that was near his foot, and brought it under his dress.
Everyone that the crystal gems knew was there, David as previously stated, Jon, Tyler (of course) Marcel, Brock (of course) and mason. Who had a basket of those puffball flowers. (I forgot the name of it like a stupid) but besides the gems, there also some others there too. Sadie and her mum, mr smiley, old mayor Dewey , the fryman family, sour cream, Vidalia, Yellowtail, Onion, The Pizza family, Buck Dewey, Jamie, uncle Andy and Jon's mother and father. Anyway back on with the story.
As mason walked down the isle, he threw flowers saying "flowers for you, flowers for you, flowers for you!" One of the bunches of flowers he Threw, actually hit Mr. Fryman in the face, knocking him off his seat.
"Wedding commander, all flowers have been deployed!" Mason said, before bowing, but he kept his arms up in a goblin stance (a/n: like this, minus the dress. Or if you want, with the dress. I won't stop you)
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"Thanks Mason" Evan says, Jaren was looking off at the ocean, as if he was done with everybody's shit.
David briefly looked up from his guitar, and saw that John was walking out. Looking dapper in his suit, might I add.
John didn't care about the people that were looking at him, all he cared about was that he was finally getting married to the love of his life. Jaren turned back around from looking at the ocean, smiling when he saw his love.
John smiled widely, tears pooling in his emerald green eyes, before he fucking ran down the steps of Evans beach house, David noticed this, and tried to speed up the song. Johns running left burn marks in the shape of his shoe on the steps. He stopped for a little bit before he peddle to metal sprinted down the isle, leave a trail of a small fire behind him. Tyler went out and tried to stomp the fire down. Evan watched on, before clearing his throat. "Dearly beloved, gems, humans, lions big and small, living gourds, onion. We are gathered here today to celebrate Jaren and John. Two of my favourite people, who combine into one of my other favourite people! You probably all know him as Garnet. He is their love, given form. And now it's your turn to talk about that" Evan said
"I know this all kinda silly, I mean we've been together for five thousand seven hundred and fifty years-" "and eight months" Jaren interrupted "I used to feel like I wasn't much good just one of me on my own, but when we're together it feels like it's okay to just be me. So I wanna be with you, and-and not even the diamonds could come between us, and if they try, we'll beat 'em up!" John said his vows, Jaren laughed at what he had did at the end. Now it was Jarens turn.
"John, my future used to look like one single obvious stream, unbending til the end of time. In an instant, you pulled me from that destiny, and opened my eye to an explosion of infinite possible futures. Streaking across space and time. Altered and obliterated by the smallest force of will!" John was blushing but shocked the same with Evan. "What I mean is, you changed my life, and then I changed your life. And now we change our lives" Jaren explained, holding one of Johns hands. "Marcel! The rings" Evan said
"Hey Marcel, that's your queue!" Tyler said, elbowing him, before looking up to see Marcel in tears, smiling. He briefly stopped crying to walk over to the two gems, to give them their rings. Johns ring was was Bronze, as bronze can stand heat and fire. (I think that's correct) while Jarens was silver, as silver can withstand extreme cold temperatures.
Jaren put Johns ring on Johns finger, and John did the same for Jaren. "John do you take this gem to have and to hold on this and every other planet in the universe?" Evan asked basically acting as the priest. "I do!" "And Jaren, do you-" "yes"
"You didn't let me finish!" Evan whispered, "I'm just very excited"
"Then by the power vested in me by the state of Delmarva, I know pronounce you Garnet!"
John pulled Jaren in for a kiss, Jarens hand cupping Johns cheek, while John bent down to pick Jaren up bride style, they spun before fusing back into Garnet. His outfit being a mix of Johns tux, and Jarens dress. The waves crashing against the sand washing up two flowers, the same colours as Jarens Gem, a sapphire, and Johns Gem, a ruby.
The wedding reception had, Sour Cream on music duty, Buck was over near the table that Sour Cream was at, Jamie was admiring Garnet from a far, Old Mayor Dewey was making a move on Brock who just rolled his eyes, Jon was over with Sadie, Jenny, and Kiki, Nanefua was dancing with her guards (she's the new mayor), David was having "dad talk" with Kofi, Fryman, Yellowtail, and Uncle Andy tagged along in the chat as well
Jon's parents left after the wedding as they were not used to being around the gems and gem culture, Evan was talking to Garnet, Tyler and Mason were over with Vidalia and Onion, while Marcel was in an unwanted conversation with Ronaldo.
Garnet was about to throw the bouquet, and when he did, that mother fucker launched into space, the three girls and Jon were all looking up at the sky wondering when it would come back down to earth. Sour Cream was playing music, Jenny and Buck were over dancing, Garnet was dancing by himself, Jamie looked away in shame, he wanted to dance with Garnet, but he can't. Mayor Dewey was looking over at his old guards dancing with Nanefua, and he too looked away in shame.
Both men looked at each other, before pity dancing with each other, shoving the dads out of the way by accident.
Brock was having a chat with Kiki, probably about cleanliness or something like that, while Tyler was talking to Vidalia, Mason was trying to figure out what the fuck was up with Onion.
Marcel was still in the unwanted conversation with the web that is Ronaldo.
Evan was over by the punch table, with a cup of punch in hand. "Evan!" Garnet said, before lifting him up and holding him, "hey Garnet!" He said after calming down from laughing. "Thanks for everything!" They both said, before laughing again, "I needed this" they both said again, before laughing again. "What a wonderful idea, humans found a way to make a moments decision last forever. I know I won't need future vision to remember this" Garnet said, looking over at Marcel whom had finally gotten out of that unwanted convo with that weeb, and was talking to Tyler and Brock. Remember that bouquet from earlier? Well it hit Marcel right in the face, before landing in his hands. Tyler gasped before laughing
While Brock brought a hand up to his mouth to stop him from laughing.
"I'm so glad"
🕯That's the end of that. This took me forever so you better appreciate it fuck nuggets. I'm joking, but you better🕯
