Jimin:
it's almost been an entire month since we first met :0
yoongsboongs:
A holly jolly day, that was.
Jimin:
an entire month
and still no cute nickname
:((((
yoongsboongs:
A pity.
Jimin:
ಠ_ಠ
yoongsboongs:
I mean, whatever you say, sweetie.
Jimin:
u sound like my mom lmao
yoongsboongs:
Yes, dear.
Have a nice day, honey.
Don't overwork yourself, son.
Jimin:
ok it was cute until u called me son
yoongsboongs:
Well aren't we getting a little picky now, you flat pancake.
yoongsboongs:
I'll admit that sounded a little better in my head.
Jimin:
pancake??
Jimin:
why?
cuz I'm sweet? (*'ω｀*)
yoongsboongs:
Well
I had some pancakes on an airplane once for breakfast, and they tasted like cardboard.
Jimin:
how do u know what cardboard tastes like o.O
yoongsboongs:
Because I ate those pancakes.
Jimin:
touché
*
*
Jimin:
I
am
so
embarrassed
Jimin:
is it possible to get second hand embarrassment from urself
yoongsboongs:
Spill.
Jimin:
fine
but only since u asked so nicely ('-ω-')
Jimin:
so i was leaving a cafe earlier
and
I saw a friend of mine talking with someone I didn't know
so I ran up to him and back hugged him
even grabbed his neck and jumped onto him
like
u know
wrapped my legs around him
and then realized
I had no idea who tf this guy was
and his friend was like "oh, do u know each other?"
and the guy was like "um no"
it hurts to think about it aghhh
yoongsboongs:
Oh, it's not that bad.
Jimin:
really??
yoongsboongs:
No I lied.
I was trying to convince myself.
That is kind of embarrassing
Jimin:
UR NOT HELPING
yoongsboongs:
I've been told.
Jimin:
PLS U HAVE TO COMFORT ME
UR THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN
yoongsboongs:
Fine
If it makes you feel any better, the guy probably won't remember your face for too long
Jimin:
is that ur definition of comforting
yoongsboongs:
Was it not?
Jimin:
not even in the slightest
yoongsboongs:
Fine I'll try again
Well
Um
Once upon a time
Wait give me a second
Jimin:
..were u going to tell me a fairy tale or
yoongsboongs:
No
Maybe
Depends
Does it still count as a fairy tale if there's fighting involved
Jimin:
whAT DO U THINK
yoongsboongs:
Yes?
Great, okay
Once upon a time
Jimin:
YOONGI
yoongsboongs:
Well I'm glad you're enthusiastic
But
Calm down a little, jimin, the story just started
Jimin:
WHY ARE U LIKE THIS
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YOU ARE READING
DELIVERED | YOONMIN
Fanfiction"May I order you instead?" - Park Jimin did not expect anything more than his delivery package, but luck seemed to be on his side when he received an attractive delivery man as well.
