Jimin:
YOONGI
HYUNG
ARE U OK
TAE TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED
WHAT A JERK
yoongsboongs:
Oh
Yah
It's no big deal
It was just a simple misunderstanding, that's all
Jimin:
WHAT DO U MEAN JUST A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING
TAE SAID THE GUY PUSHED U
THE NERVE OF HIM
yoongsboongs:
It's fine, really
He apologized
Jimin:
SO I'M STILL MAD AT HIM
ALTHOUGH A LITTLE LESS NOW
yoongsboongs:
What did Tae tell you?
Exactly?
Jimin:
oh
well
he said he was working
and u dropped by the cafe to deliver a package to his boss
and then u walked by this table, and some guy coming out of the bathroom started yelling at u because they thought u stole their wallet that was on the desk
what kind of nimrod leaves their wallet out in the open anyway
yoongsboongs:
That's actually accurate
I'm surprised he didn't exaggerate anything
From the way u were screaming through your texts I thought Tae told you the guy started zapping me with his laser powers
Jimin:
yah
he said the guy ran over and pushed u
and then the two of u had a boxing match in the cafe
yoongsboongs:
Okay hold on
yoongsboongs:
We did not have a boxing match
It was simple
Hence "simple misunderstanding"
yoongsboongs:
He pushed me, tried to grab my jacket and I stopped him, told him I didn't steal his wallet, even turned my pockets up and down
The other customers told him I didn't, and that his wallet was gone because someone else had taken it when he left the table to use the bathroom
Jimin:
hold up
Jimin:
someone stole his wallet??
yoongsboongs:
Oh
Yah
That happened too
But apparently he didn't have anything in there except a folded tissue and a baby picture
Jimin:
awww
so the picture meant a lot to him?? :((
yoongsboongs:
Actually
Lmao no it was the tissue
yoongsboongs:
I don't know why
He just started sobbing about it
But it's not my place to judge, so if he likes that tissue, he likes that tissue
Jimin:
I wonder what the person who stole that wallet thought when they opened it lmao
Jimin:
bUT STILL
HE PUSHED U
NO ONE GETS TO DO THAT
EXCEPT ME
BUT I'D ONLY DO IT FOR DIFFERENT PURPOSES
AND
IF HE DID IT FOR THOSE PURPOSES TOO
THEN WE'LL BE HAVING ANOTHER PROBLEM
yoongsboongs:
Jimin, come on, the man just lost his tissue
Jimin:
true
fine
I'll let him off the hook this time
(・'ω'･)
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DELIVERED | YOONMIN
Fanfiction"May I order you instead?" - Park Jimin did not expect anything more than his delivery package, but luck seemed to be on his side when he received an attractive delivery man as well.
