7: dec. 5th [the one with the welcome mat]

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Tatatae:
I might arrive a little later than 11, I have more boxes than I expected

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Tatatae:
actually
I'll come over at 1pm, is that ok??
my boss asked me to take another shift at the café
and he's giving me extra pay, so..

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Tatatae:
ah actually, I can come at 12
someone else is coming by later to help, and she said she can manage it

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Tatatae:
Jimin!!!

Chim_ney:
what?

Tatatae:
r u ok??
u haven't been replying and it's been hours

Chim_ney:
sorry I got distracted
and yeah, 12 is fine

Tatatae:
u sure??
if something is bothering u, u can tell me

Chim_ney:
well
if u insist

Chim_ney:
i'M slckddkCKSXKS
HHE SENT ME A SMOLEH FACE AND SAID SEERG DREAMS SND HES DJSKDKDM KM DYINV

Tatatae:
say what now

Chim_ney:
*HE SENT ME A SMILEY FACE AND SAID SWEET DREAMS AND HE'S DJSKDKDM I'M DYING

Tatatae:
Yoongi??
pfft he probably just sent it to u bc u kept texting him and he wanted to sleep so he sent it knowing u'd completely shut down afterward

Chim_ney:
can't one be proud of their accomplishment

Tatatae:
u barely did anything but ok

Tatatae:
I'm coming over now, that fine?
btw there r a lot of boxes

Tatatae:
like a lot

Chim_ney:
...how many?

Tatatae:
idk
too many to count

Chim_ney:
well if there isn't room for all ur stuff, we're throwing some of that out :)

Tatatae:
we can throw u out :)

Chim_ney:
...
enjoy being homeless :)

Tatatae:
nO WAIT
I WAS KIDDING
don't kick me out pls :,(
I haven't even moved in yet
(⁍̥̥̥᷄д⁍̥̥̥᷅ ू )

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Jimin:
how r u doing?

yoongsboongs:
Oh.
Uh.
Good?

Jimin:
what a coincidence
me too :D

yoongsboongs:
...
That's lovely.

Jimin:
rEALLY??

yoongsboongs:
No.

Jimin:
:(
stop breaking my poor heart

yoongsboongs:
Wait.
I'm sorry.
It is lovely.
It's always good to be good.
Did I really break your heart?

Jimin:
oh no I was only joking :p
but that's the second nicest thing you've ever said to me
<3

yoongsboongs:
</3

Jimin:
>:(

yoongsboongs:
I have to get back to work now.
Bye.

Jimin:
oh ok
can I text u later?
nvm doesn't matter I'll do it anyway
(σ՞ਊ՞)σ

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Jimin:
hey
what are the chances
that if I order something else
you'll be the one to deliver it to me??

yoongsboongs:
Extremely low.

Jimin:
oh
:(
really?

yoongsboongs:
No.
It'd actually be pretty high.
We only have two delivery people for this area.
That's why it took a little longer for me to deliver you your vacuum.

Jimin:
so
if I ordered anything
I'd give u more work??

yoongsboongs:
In a way.

yoongsboongs:
But I'd also get more pay.

Jimin:
oh

Jimin:
I'll order some baskets then!
and then I'll just keep ordering until u show up:D

yoongsboongs:
That's not a very good idea.

Jimin:
why?
u don't want to see me? ;(

yoongsboongs:
Until they restock, the only baskets available are these weird pink and brown woven things.

yoongsboongs:
I highly suggest buying some welcome mats instead.
There's this one with a cat sticking up it's middle finger and the words 'go away' on it.
My personal favorite.

Jimin:
r u sure that's a welcome mat
go away doesn't sound very welcoming
is it reverse psychology or what

Jimin:
but since u recommended it for me, I'll check it out :D

Jimin:
....
Yoongi
that's so mean
I'm not buying that mat >:(

yoongsboongs:
Suit yourself.

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