Tales of Crazy: RusAme short stories

Quarantine

*Russia*

I'm stuck in an apartment with America.

It's not that bad.. We're rarely both here together.

America kicks open the bedroom door. "Russia!"

I glare at him. "What do you want?"

"UN has ordered all countries to stay home because of the virus!"

I groan. "So I'm stuck with you?!"

America nods.

I grumble and lay down on my stomach "Go away."

America sits on my back.  I try to get up, but he lays down. "But I'm bOoOoOoOreD!!"

I growl "Amerrica! Get off!"

He starts petting my hair.

I freeze completely.

He chuckles and pets my hair more.

"St-Stop it! Get off!"

He plays with my hair.

I roll onto my back, crushing America.

He yelps, then tries crawling out from under me.

I cross my arms and continue to lay on him. "You don't like that verry much, huh."

He gasps and coughs "R-Russia y-you're heavier th-than I-I am!"

I don't move. "Well maybe you should've gotten off when I asked!"

Suddenly I feel something wet on my neck.

I jump off the bed and cover the spot. America smirks at me, his tongue sticking out of his mouth.

"Did you lick my neck?!"

"How else was I supposed to get you off?! I couldn't breathe!!"

I pick him up and drop him outside the bedroom. I close and lock the door, curling up on my bed.

We have to share a room because the apartment is small.

He starts knocking on the door.

I yell "You can sleep on the couch!"

He yells "But there's no blankets out here!"

I pick up his blanket, then open the door.

He tackles me, and we land on my bed.

He smirks down at me, so I push him onto the floor. "Amerrica! What werre you thinking?!"

"Not straight, thats for sure."

I pick up his blanket and tie him up.

He starts trying to get out.  "Russia!"