Tales of Crazy: RusAme short stories

Wedding Crashers

*America*

I get ready for the blind date that Dad set me up for.

He always picks girls. He thinks I'm straight.

I sigh and walk to the café.

I really hope I can just tell him, or start dating Russia.

I turn the corner to see Japan standing in a fancy dress. It's red, and it doesn't look good on her. She should have done a nice light blue to contrast the red in her flag a bit.

She says "Hi America! Britain said I'd be having a date with you tonight!"

I just nod. We get to a table, and she starts talking. There's a bar here, so of course we can see Russia there.
Japan starts talking, and I zone out.

Our food arrives and we eat. I feel someone staring at me, and I glance to see Russia looking at me.

He gets up from his seat and starts walking over, but Japan waves her hands in my face.

I turn to her "What-"

She pulls me into a kiss.

I pull away as quickly as I can, and see Russia just leaving the building.

Japan giggles "Sorry for startling you with the kiss, but I have something important to tell you."

"What?"

"Britain arranged for us to get married next year!"

She jumps up and down excitedly.

My stomach drops.

"Wh-What?"

"Britain said I could marry you! He arranged for the wedding next year!"

I feel sick.

"I-Im sorry, I must've eaten something earlier.. I don't feel good."

She looks sad. "Aww, you poor thing. Go home and get some rest!"

She takes me to the door. "You're probably just overexcited about the marriage!" She kisses me again, then goes home.

I walk through the park. I see Russia sobbing on a bench.

I walk over to him. "Are you ok?"

He looks up at me, then growls "Get away from me!!"

He pushes me away.

"Wh-What did I do??"

He cries more. "L-Leave me alone!!"'

"B-But-"

"GO!!"

I hesitantly turn and leave.

I get home and Britain hugs me tightly "Finally, my boy! You're getting a wife!"

I nod and head up to my room.