Zero Gravity Town

Chapter 1- Gnomes, Part 3

Ok peeps, I think this is the last part of Chapter 1 so here we go!

                                                                Will's POV (Oh my gosh I actually did a new POV!)

I'm going to be completely honest with you, I don't know which part is scarier. Seeing your only source of protection on the floor, gnomes wanting to marry you, or being tied up next to Dipper. I think the third one. 

"B-Bill!" I screamed as he just fell to the floor. "Welp, time for us to marry our new bride boys! Let's go! Oh, and just leave yellow-head there," Jeff sighed. I felt as if I was going to cry. This can't be happening! I'm ether going to be gnome food or a freakin bride. IM A MALE!!! I felt as we were hauled on to multiple, tiny little backs and marched off to somewhere.

                                                                         Bill's POV

I woke up with a headache. How did I fall asleep in the forest? Oh...right...gnomes. I looked around frantically for ether Will, Red, or that girl named Mabel. Don't really care 'bout Dipper since he threatened to kill my brother. As I expected, no one was here. I sighed how would he know where they were? Then something.... shines caught his eye. He went over to the source of "light" and found a.... golf cart? Covered in moss. I looked around in it and found the key was still  in the slot. Perfect. I hopped in and turned the engine. Surprisingly, the engine still worked. I drove around for a few minutes to see if he could find them. As soon as he was about to give up, he heard a very high-pitched scream. Will. He drove towards the source of the scream and found a very sloppy "wedding". Mabel had a veil made of flowers and spider webs.  Will was apparently being cooked on a stake, while Dipper and Wendy were trying to get out of their regular bonds. I guess the magic ones disappeared.

"Hey, HEY! What's going on here?" I yelled at Jeff. "Well, we are marrying your sister and cooking your brother! Apparently Guardians can't be cooked so... we are cooking your brother instead!" explained Jeff. "Well, not on my watch!" I chucked Jeff into some random part forest. I went over to Will and put the fire out so he could get down. Once everyone was untied, we hopped into he golf cart and drove away. I heard a scream and a rumble behind me. "Go faster!" yelled Dipper. "I wouldn't worry about it to much Pinetree. You see their legs? The suckers are tiny! I snort. Then the ground shook again and I stopped momentarily. Then, a huge gnome made of gnomes appeared out of the trees(never thought I'd say that!). "Go," Dipper said. "Yup," I replied. Then the gnome went ballistic and stared throwing trees at us. Trees. "Watch out dude!" I heard Wendy yell. The gnome chucked a tree in front of us and the golf cart went flying. We landed next to the shack and crawled out of the golf cart moaning. "Give it up Mabel! Marry us or be destroyed!" shouted Jeff from...somewhere in the giant gnome. "Wait! How about we make a deal?" I suggested. "What kind of deal?" asked Jeff. "How about instead of marrying Mabel, how about you marry Wendy in exchange for our freedom? Think about how much power the gnomes will have with the Spirt of the Forest as their bride!" I proposed. "WHAT?!?!" I heard Wendy and Dipper shout at the same time. "Hmmm... you got yourself a deal kid!" Jeff exclaimed. "Bill, if you think I'm marrying this...this creep, then your insane!" Wendy hissed. "I'm  insane ether way, but trust me," I whispered back to her. She seemed to get the idea. "Alright Jeff, I'll marry you," she sighed. "What? Wendy, reconsider!" pleaded Dipper. Wendy just ignored, which I found amusing. "You may now kiss the bride!" I declared. Wendy looked at weird but shrugged. I scooted to the bush and grabbed a leaf blower. How do I know it's there? Ummm... we will get to that later. I saw Jeff climb down from the rest of the gnomes. I waited until the perfect moment then took it. I grabbed the leaf blower, turned it on, pointed it towards Jeff. "Wait..what's going on?" He panicked.

"This is for knocking me out!" I exclaimed as it sucked him in.

"This is for trying to cook my brother!" I made it suck him in more. "Ow my face!" He said.

"And this is for trying to marry my friend!" I pointed it at the giant gnome and turned it on reverse. The leaf blower launched Jeff out and the giant gnome deformed. I blew any remaining gnomes away to make sure they didn't reform. When  I walked back to the group, Is as approached by a very angry Dipper. "Do you know what you just did?!?! I can't believe you. Under the Law of Sanity, I hear by arrest you Bill Cipher for the rest of your life!" He shouted. "Wow, Dipper dude, you can't do that! He just saved our butts!" retorted Wendy. "I'm sorry Wendy, but that's for you to decide. First, he stole the journal, second, he used magic against us, and third, he tried to get that thing to marry you," he sighed. "How about I make a fair deal? Dipper, you let Bill and Will keep the journal only if they look at it or use it to defend themselves. For extra protection, I will watch over the twins. Sound good?" she asked. "Sounds fair and great to me, Red," I spoke. We turned our heads to Dipper who reluctantly agreed. "Well that's settled! We should probably head back to the HeadQuarters and explain all this to our grunkles. C'mon Dip!" said Mabel as she created a portal. Then Mabel, Dipper, and Wendy disappeared. "Well, at least we didn't have to tell Wendy why we are here," I said.

                                                   Third Person POV

"...And that's how we lost to a twelve year old," Mabel explained to her and Dipper's great uncles. "Pfft... HAHAAHAAHA!" Stan bursted out.( I'm too lazy to explain what he looks like, so use the picture above.) "It's about time kid. Everyone eventually gets beat by a sweaty twelve year old, but it happens," Ford rolled his eyes at his brother. "As for the journal, my dear boy, just be careful. They are the ones, I'm sure of it. Now I ah wait new task for you. Teach the twins that not all the world is evil," Wendy stepped out of the shadows. "Sir, if you don't mind me asking, why do  they see the world like that?" she asked. "Wendy, their tale is not a happy one. I'm afraid I am not the one to tell you. You must gain their trust, and maybe, just maybe they will tell you. As for convincing them, Will might be easy, but for Bill... he might be more difficult," Ford sighed. "Just try your best, that's all that matters," Stan said. But we all knew that's wasn't true.

We return to Bill and Will. Bill is reading the journal over again, while Will is asleep. Bill glanced over to Will. 'He looks so peaceful ,' Bill thought. All he knew is that him and his brother have a new beginning. A new life. And Bill wasn't going to let anything ruin it.

                                *-_~ End of Chapter 1 ~_-*

Hey guys it's me. The crappy writer. Here's the update. It took me more than an hour for me to write this, so Im just gonna go lay down now. Ok bye peeps!

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