siren head x reader

stupid siren child

i hate that fucker so fucking much.
this is not part of the story
this is actually me,
rattrashwhore
saying i fucking hate the sirenhead child so much and that's why i'm making him more likeable.
also it turns out other people wrote a sirenhead x reader and maybe i'm not as creative as i thought i was
anyways time for the next part
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i woke up to loud ass fucking sirens
stupid fucking baby.

the dumb whore still went to school, he is in 3rd grade now and he still get bullied for being a tall motherfucker. i was called by his principal telling me that my ugly child has been yelling acab and 1312.

i picked the fucker up from school from my ford pick up truck that all the rednecks who say trump 2020 drive. it wasn't really my car, i just stole this from an old prick that was sucking his wife's toes. when i asked him about him yelling "acab" and "1312" he said he didn't say that. he was scared that i would make him walk home again while all the pedos watched him. little did he know that i was proud of him. he finally did something useful in his dumb little life.

we went to an ice cream shop to celebrate my anarchist son.

we then later went to behead jeff bezos or whatever his fucking dumb bald headed ass bitch name is.

it was a great day.

when i woke up i saw that the fucker wasn't in the dog house anymore. shit. he probably realized that i was such a good mom that he ran away.... HE RAN AWAY? FINALLY!! i get to live freely now! no more little fucking annoying ass child. i finally get to relax.

when i was getting my weed from my local drug dealer, i got arrested for child abuse. smh someone fucking snitched on me. what the fuck? that's when i sucked all of the cop's dick and got free. now i'm on the run living in north California.