kid: so i still live in my mom's dog house outside. she still feeds me hotdogs too, i like hotdogs.
i asked mother if she would take me to school because one time i was hungry and ate a child that came from school. it was a good meal because the kid was a fat ass.
when i got to school all the children laughed at me for being tall and for having an circumcised penis. i don't know why they were looking there in the first place, i believe they are the things my mother calls pedophiles.
when i got home i told my mother that i set the school on fire and that some of my classmates aren't alive anymore. she said ok and gave me hotdogs.
teenager: i kissed the scars on her skin i still think you're beautiful i never want to loose my best friend i screamed out god you vulture
BRING HER BACK OR TAKE ME WITH HER.
adult: i went up to mother while she was in slumber and whispered into her ear that i must be leaving since i am an adult. i have made my own money by stripping. i love taking away old men's money. i left and never came back again.
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