Mission Almost Impossible- Curse of the Esiurc

10. Ahh! Jen LEADS the way!

You know that feeling when you get what you deserve, however rude it is? Well, this was NOT at all like that.
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" Jen, what are you doing here?"

She looked at me like I was asking her permission to rob her house.

And she then did the most unexpected thing. No. She did not look me in the eye romantically. Well, she did look into my eyes directly.

"BAZINGA!", she yelled and put lead in my brain.

Wait. I know what you are thinkin'. Aww Yash? What happened to your sweet crush? Why would she shoot you in the head? And the most important question of them all....
WHAT'S with the big bang theory reference?

I dunno. The last thing i remember is feeling an unbearable pain in my forehead and in 20 seconds, I was out cold.

Yeah. Dead. Headshot.

How is it to die? Gross.
How does it feel? U don't feel anything coz , you know, dead?

I opened my eyes. (Offcourse I lived to tell you the tale! Will you be patient? I am not actually dead. Well, temporarily yes..)

Everything was plain white. Just blinding white. Kinda like the Deathly Hallows part 2 scene where Harry died for the first time. But with me, there was a small difference. There wasn't a Dumbledore in sight.

And suddenly to the left, I saw a very old man, who wore nothing but a pink loin cloth covering upto his knees. He smiled, raised his "World's best boss" cup, and asked me to come to him.

'I know' what you are gonna ask.
Why is everybody giving out SITCOM references?

There was a transparent table in front of him. With just one button, that said,

"RESET- 8 left"
He signalled me to press it. Like I was gonna follow an oldies' orders who wore only pink underwear?

But I did. And....
Nothing. Nothing happened. The pink underwear guy stood up, finished his (coffee?), picked up a pink 3-foot hammer, did a wide swing and hit me squarely on my poor forehead.
I shouted.

***

And the next thing I know. I wake up. In the typical dabangg warehouse, with 5 corpses..

I looked around. Things were pretty much the same around. I looked around for Catherine. I was sure she would be back. But first things first.

"WHERE IS THE BLOODY TRICYCLE???", I roared!