Teacher: what's the difference between poison and venom?
Student: poison is hair metal and venom is black metal.(Okay, so actually: If something bites you and you die, it's venomous.
If you bite something and you die, it's poisonous.)
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Teacher: what's the difference between poison and venom?
Student: poison is hair metal and venom is black metal.(Okay, so actually: If something bites you and you die, it's venomous.
If you bite something and you die, it's poisonous.)