Meet The QueenPin

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The camera zooms in on the war ship, revealing Adagio Dazzle and her henchmen inside.)

Adagio: *operating the controls to her ship* Ahahahahahahahahahahah! Those other cowardly sinners dare not hinder my territorial take-over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched! *proceeds to push two levers* No other demon can compare to the likes of I!

Dragon Gurl #23: Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!

Dragon Gurl #666: Yeah!

Other Dragon Gurl: You really showed them what for! I liked when you *his hand mimics the action of a shooting ray gun* shot them with your ray gun! *gets slapped away by Adagio*

Dragon Gurl #23: I wish she'd shoot me with her ray gun! *Other Dragon Gurl pats her*

Adagio: At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of The Pentagram by day's end! *pushes a few buttons* And nothing, *pulls levers towards her* not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from *squeezes a Dragon Gurl with her tail* my constrictive grasp!

(A Dragon Gurl suddenly pops on screen and pops open a bottle of whiskey onto Adagio's face. Adagio proceeds to swat said Dragon Gurl aside.)

Random Dragon Gurl: Oh boy!

Adagio: Hell will be mine! And everybody will know the name of Adag-

(Adagio is interrupted by a scream coming from offscreen. Adagio and two Dragon Gurls become surprised.)

Lucas Vessel: EDGELORD!

Adagio: *offended* Pardon?! *looks around angrily and eyes the two Dragon Gurls behind her* Who said that?! What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?! *hisses* Speak up!

The Two Dragon Gurls: *petrified* That wasn't us, Ms. Bosslady.

(A small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through Adagio's ship. It then lands right between Adagio and the two Dragon Gurls. The bomb proceeds to blow up, leaving red smoke behind.)

Adagio: *coughs and hacks*

(As the smoke clears up, the owner of the scream is revealed to be Lucas Vessel as he prepares another bomb in hand.)

Lucas: You lookin' for a fight, old woman?! *begins to juggle around his cherry bomb* Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I *proceeds to throw and catch the bomb* smash it?!

(A large pipe falls on top of an already dead Dragon Gurl, crushing him as Adagio and Lucas momentarily look at the carnage.)

Lucas: *grins sadistically* ....More!

Adagio: Oh! You wanna go, mister?! Well, I'm happy to oblige! Ahahah!

(Adagio is then backed up by his henchmen of Dragon Gurls.)

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