(The logo for 666 News is shown on a black background, which is followed by the day's newscast.)
TigerClaw: Good afternoon, I'm TigerClaw.
Sonata: And I'm Sonata Dusk! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!
(An image of Adagio Dazzle trying to be hip, followed by a drawing of Lucas flipping the bird is shown.)
Sonata: Between notable queenpin, Adagio Dazzle, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Lucas Vessel!
TigerClaw: That's right, Sonata! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!
(A live clip of Lucas and Adagio's clash is shown.)
Sonata: Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?
TigerClaw: Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail *as he fishes out a tooth and a nail respectively from his mug of coffee* for that hot spot! *proceeds to swallow said tooth and nail*
Sonata: *looking over at the live broadcast focusing on Lucas* And I'd sure like to nail his hot spot! *wiggles eyebrows* Hoohoo!
TigerClaw: Haha, you are a limppussy jackass Sonata! Or should I say - *pours scalding hot coffee onto her crotch* no pussy?
Sonata: *curls over in pain* Ugh...not again!
(Screen shows a picture of Trollex as Sonata can still be heard whimpering in pain in the background.)
TigerClaw: Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the son of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss his brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break! *crushes his mug in his hand and turns to Sonata who's still in pain* Suck it up, you little bi-!
(The news cast cuts off and goes on a commercial break.)
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Trolls Hotel
FanfictionHere's an AU of Trolls World Tour and Hazbin Hotel. It's also gonna have gender swap roles. And also, it's another crossover story with some OC adding. Enjoy! BTW, I'm keeping Hickory as a Country Troll Trollex as Charlie Hickory as Vaggie Barb as A...
