(Red smoke is seen everywhere.)
Lucas: Heyyy, thanks for the backup, Barbie!
Barb: Hahaha! *throws grenade* You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages! *puts hands behind her head*
Lucas: *launching another cherry bomb* Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit.
Barb: *lighting a bomb and handing it to him* Oh, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice.
(They both cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them, then grin at each other as they jump into the field.)
Barb: *continues to shoot The Dragon Gurls alongside Lucas as she sighs* Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"... His words, not mine. *steps on a broken tile, launching an Dragon Gurl airborne and shoots her from behind as she sighs again* These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!
Lucas: *in disbelief, smiling* Holy shit!
Barb: *looks at the leftover smudge on her finger* Well, sorta clean. *destroys an incoming Dragon Gurl* Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder! *gets chained and thrown aside by Adagio*
Barb: *jokingly* Ohh~, harder, mommy!
Adagio: *taking it seriously as she gasps* Daughter?!
(Barb raises an eyebrow as Lucas kicks Adagio to the side.)
Adagio: Grr! You whores have no class! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most style! *adjusts hair*
Lucas: Or the side that ain't dead! *decapitates a Dragon Gurl*
Adagio: *stands up and removes the chains restricting her* Speakin' a style, is your hair like, alive or something?
Adagio: Oh! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?
Barb: Hah, would that make your hair the top and you the bottom?
(A sign that says "Loser" can be seen in the background pointing at Adagio as an Dragon Gurl acknowledges the roast.)
Dragon Gurl: *cups hands* Oooooh! *gets pebble thrown at her by Adagio*
Adagio: *enraged* I'm going to blow you to bits!
Barb: *eyes her up and down* Hm, kinky!
Adagio: Oh, not like that! *wings flares open as a sign that says "Pussy" can be seen pointing at her in the background* Pervert! *knocks over an Dragon Gurl*
(An Dragon Gurl with a gun that releases arm-shaped shadows with eyes aims at Barb and Lucas as Barb quickly shoves Lucas aside.)
Adagio: Not so cocky now, are we?!
Barb: *unamused* Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole *limbs gets pulled on as Adagio reveals a drill which jump starts* TIME! *reveals her second pair of arms carrying a guitar* And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just *shoots Adagio offscreen* sad!
Lucas: So, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?
Barb: Eh, *retracts her second set of arms* what's one little brawl gonna cause?
(Trollex and TigerClaw can be seen duking it out in the news station as the fire alarm goes off in the background with Sonata entering the scene, covered in flames.)
Sonata: WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!
Lucas: Glad you haven't changed! *slugs her on the arm* You know you're my favorite gal to party with!
Barb: You know it, sugar dick!
Lucas: *takes out one last bomb* You ready to finish this?
Barb: *cocks guitar* Born ready, baby!
(Barb and Lucas pounce onto Adagio and her army as they prepare to clash, Trollex and TigerClaw are still at each other's throats screaming, Sonata is still on fire, screaming in agony. The camera shows all the characters present, screaming as the scene turns silent)
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Trolls Hotel
FanfictionHere's an AU of Trolls World Tour and Hazbin Hotel. It's also gonna have gender swap roles. And also, it's another crossover story with some OC adding. Enjoy! BTW, I'm keeping Hickory as a Country Troll Trollex as Charlie Hickory as Vaggie Barb as A...
