BloodMoon: Hmm hm hmm hmm... *hums while looking around as she stops in front of Hickory*. Smile, my friend! *tickes the underside of his chin* You know you're never fully dressed without one! *Walks away as she continues humming* So where is your hotel staff?
Trollex: Uh, well-
(Camera pans to Hickory who's staring at BloodMoon dead in the eyes.)
BloodMoon: *adjusts bow tie* Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that. *walks towards Barb* And what can you do, my rock n' roll amiga?
Barb: I can suck your pussy!
(Sounds of a mic can be heard in the background as BloodMoon tries to process what she was just offered.)
BloodMoon: Hah! No.
Barb: *scoffs* Your loss.
BloodMoon: Well, this just won't do! *takes out her staff* I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up.
(At the snap of her finger, a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one as she approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and stares at the trio behind her.)
Combo Breaker: *poofs off the soot from his body*
BloodMoon: This little cutie is Combo Breaker!
Combo Breaker: *drops to the floor* Hi, I'm Combo Breaker! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! *eyes the three* Why're you all men? *lifts Trollex* Are there any women here?! *puts Trollex down* I'm sorry, that's rude. *looks around* Oooh man, this place is filthy! It really need some lady's touch! *grabs a spider and crushes it* Which is weird because you're all not ladies, no offense. *stares offscreen as he takes out a feather duster* Oh my gosh, this is awful! *he speed cleans throughout the hotel* Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! *spots a cockroach and stabs it with a pin* Nope!
(The four stare at Combo Breaker as a voice coming from an unknown creature can be heard nearby.)
Catra: *lays her cards down the table* Hah! Read 'em and weep, ladies. Full Ho- *demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily* -tel? What the fuck is this? *looks around and spots BloodMoon, eliciting an angry purr as she points at her* You!
BloodMoon: Ah, Catty, my good friend! Glad you could make it!
Catra: Don't you "Catty" me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot! *the jackpot virtualizes into nothingness*
BloodMoon: Good to see you too!
Catra: *facepalms angrily* What the hell do you want with me this time...?
BloodMoon: My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!
Catra: Are you shittin' me?!
BloodMoon: Hmm... No, I don't think so!
Catra: *shoves BloodMoon off* You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! *camera pans to BloodMoon dusting herself off* You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!
BloodMoon: *grins as if she's about to laugh* Maybe!
Catra: I ain't doing no fucking charity job.
BloodMoon: *teleports behind her through her shadow* Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to woman the front desk of this fine establishment! *gestures towards the bar she made out of her magic* With your charming smile *pulls Catra's lips into a forced smile* and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend, *walks over to the bar* I can make this more welcoming! ...If you wish. *makes a bottle of "Cheap Booze" appear out of nowhere*
Catra: *stares at the booze for a second* What? You think you can buy me with a wink *winks sarcastically* and some cheap booze?! *grabs the booze and looks at it* ...Well, you can! *downs the booze*
Hickory: Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth, girly, woman cave!
Barb: *disappears offscreen only to come back launching herself onto Hickory* SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We *points to the bar with all her fingers* are keeping this!
Barb: *flirting with Catra* Hey~
Catra: Go fuck yourself.
Barb: *holds Catra's face* Only if you watch me!
Trollex: Oh my gosh! Welcome to The Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here! *tries to go for a handshake*
Catra: *reaches for her booze* I lost the ability to love years ago. *continues to down her booze*
BloodMoon: So, whaddaya think?
Trollex: This is amazing! *rubs his cheeks excitedly*
Hickory: *with crossed arms* It's... okay.
BloodMoon: *reels the two towards her* Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining!
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Trolls Hotel
FanfictionHere's an AU of Trolls World Tour and Hazbin Hotel. It's also gonna have gender swap roles. And also, it's another crossover story with some OC adding. Enjoy! BTW, I'm keeping Hickory as a Country Troll Trollex as Charlie Hickory as Vaggie Barb as A...
