In this first chapter, Candace Flynn and Stacy Hirano are undergraduate students at Danville University. Stacy is majoring in Spanish with a minor in Political Science. Candace is majoring in psychology. They both intend to go to law school after graduating. It is Monday, August 28th, 2017, and senior year of college has just begun. They are both scheduled to take the LSAT on Saturday, September 2nd, 2017. They are sitting at a table in the library, studying for one of the most important exams of their lives:
Stacy's POV:
Stacy: "Si fueras un objeto inanimado, serías un trofeo de participación."
Candace: "Stop it!"
Candace hates it when I speak Spanish around her. It was by far her worst subject. She failed it freshman year of high school and has since never taken a Spanish class again. I still wonder how she got accepted into such a prestigious university with an F on her high school transcript? Anyways, she is so jealous of my exceptional Spanish-skills. I just can't help but to speak Spanish whenever she's around. I know it's wrong to make her feel angry and irritated, but it's also pretty funny. She probably has no idea that I just insulted her. Yes, it was a cheap shot, but it's so true. We've been studying for the LSAT for months now and Candace still hasn't gotten basic concepts down. I worry for her.
A few seconds after delivering that sick burn, a Hispanic man in the vicinity who had heard it walks by us and says:
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! Nice!"
He proceeds to give me a fist-bump and walks away to a bookshelf in the distance, searching through a vast collection of science fiction novels.
Candace and I couldn't help but intensely stare at him. He is so.....dreamy. He is at least 6'0" tall, has the perfect moderate upper-build, strong legs, gorgeous eyes, a chisled jawline, well-defined nose, beautiful thick hair....<3<3<3
And then, another man approaches him and they talk about books. His voice is...marvelous. It is dark and masculine yet so soothing. His accent is mostly Latin-esque with an American-esque tinge to it. It's a really pleasing combo. He clearly hasn't lived in the United States for his entire life, but it seems as if he's been here for a while. I wonder where he's from?
A girl sitting next to us notices us staring at him and says:
"That man is Agustin , a foreign student from Uruguay. He is the son of Matéo Álvarez, one of the richest men in Uruguay who began his career founding what is now one of the largest agriculture companies on the planet and is currently a prominent Uruguayan politician and diplomat."
"Yeah, yeah. Is he single!?!?!?!?" I eagerly ask her.
The girl bursts out laughing and walks away.
I take that as a no. Of course he isn't single. Just look at him! With that butt, you'd have to pay a girl good money to not date him. If he were a body of water...he'd be a bae. Oooh, that was a good one. Better write that one down for future reference (*takes out notepad and jots it down*).
Candace: "Why did he say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!'? Were you mocking me in Spanish!?!? Stacy!"
Stacy: "Never mind that. I've got to get with that man. They will call us: Stagustin" *sighs*
Candace: "Puhlease, sister. You heard that lady burst out laughing when you asked if he's single. He's probably dating the hottest girl in school right now. No way he's single. With a butt like his, you'd have to pay a girl a fortune to not date him."
We both giggle
Wow, great minds do think alike.
Candace: "And even if he were single, do you really think he'd go for you? Don't get me wrong, you're a pretty attractive lady, maybe an 8, sometimes even a 9 on your best days, but look at him. He probably only dates 10s."
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President Stacy
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