Logan: So if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.
Thomas: What if it bites you and it dies?
Logan: That means you're poisonous, Thomas.
Virgil: What if it bites itself and I die?
Logan: That's voodoo.
Patton: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Logan: That's correlation, not causation.
Roman: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Remus and Virgil at the same time: That's kinky.
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