Taekook Oneshots

What the fuck (au)

So I'm really in love with this AU and i think i might create a book on it in future.

Anyways, enjoy this slice of cake for now :)

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What The Fuck.

Have you ever----you know, stood in front of thousands of people wearing suits with some glass of champagne and a slice of cake? 

You'd be thinking i'm at a wedding right?

NO! This is not a wedding! 

But it is soon gonna be, because of my stupidity.

I am Jeon Jungkook, a 28 year old single, grown and mature man, working as an actor.

Well, this grown and mature man made the most immature mistake of his life.

Apparently, i was approached by a beautiful elite person who had watched my theatre performances and wanted me to "fake" a relationship and then aggressively break up in front of thousands of people who would be attending a family gathering.

I was told that i would be paid a million dollar just to do that. And i would be a fucking fool if i ever dropped an opportunity like this.

So i took it.

Now i am the supposed boyfriend of Kim Taehyung.

The future heir of Kim Enterprises.

Now i just had to attend the family function and break up with him and get my cash. Easy Peasy, G

Only if i knew it wouldn't be this easy cause THIS FUCKING KIM TAEHYUNG IS SO IRRITATING.

I have just arrived at the function, took my glass of wine and the carrot cake and was about to be seated when he came and sat beside me.

Well it would be obvious since we had to pretend we were boyfriends. So i just silently sat and was about to bite my cake when this person's universe like mouth opened.

He fucking ate my cake.

And then just smiled at me as if he was the most innocent person in this world.

Okay, i might be overdoing it, but no one touches my cake, man.

But i decided to ignore since i can't be risking one million just for a piece of carrot cake.

You just watch, you blonde beautiful man, i'm gonna buy a million cakes from those one million.

As soon i was about to pick my glass of wine and drink it, this fucking man pulled my arm and dragged me towards the dance floor, making me spill the wine partially on my NEWLY BOUGHT suit.

Imagine how much i did to put a great act and some bitch is getting on my nerves. :\

I decided to not punch the man in the face and dance with him since it would be awkward if i denied.

So we started to waltz on some slow violin music and to be honest, it was kinda nice. Holding his slender waist and thin wrist while looking at his gorgeous face. I think i might hit him up after this fake dating thing for real.

........

Well, what i said above should be ignored.

BECAUSE THIS DUMBFUCK WITH SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FACE FUCKING STEPPED ON MY NEWLY BOUGHT (x2) SHOES.

I winced as i grabbed my poor toe.

"A-are you fine?" he asked worriedly and i could only look at him in disbelief.