《ɪɴᴜʀᴇ.ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ.ᴘ》

𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 շ:

𝟷 ʏᴇᴀʀ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ, ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ʜᴏᴍᴇᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇʟɪɴᴇ

ᴡᴇᴅɴᴇsᴅᴀʏ sᴇᴘᴛᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 𝟿ᴛʜ 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶 : 𝟷𝟹:𝟷𝟸ᴘᴍ ʟᴜɴᴄʜ ᴛɪᴍᴇ

"No steve we've established this , if you put metal in the microwave it will expl-"
"BANG!"
"I swear to fucking god im hanging up"
"ANDI WAIT HE-"
I put the phone down.
I know i shouldn't hang up on the 'star spangled man' but Jesus Christ he's so annoying , im trying to eat my lunch with my mates man, my friends think its funny to listen to my conversations with him but its infuriating sometimes, like he does this so often he woke me up at 5am once to make me help him work the coffee machine on a Saturday.

𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠
"Pssst"
....
"PSSTTT"
"Piss offff" i groaned to whoever was making the sound
"Andi its me. Steve. I need you to help me"
For Gods sake what time even is it
5:00am , no fuck off
"Steve its 5am on a Saturday you have 10 seconds before I sleep again"
"Okineedhelpwiththecoffeemachine"
..what?
"Help with the ..coffee machine?"
"Yeah so i can have coffee before my morning run"
"So you're telling me you couldn't look up how to work A FUCKING COFFEE MACHINE ON GOOGLE  BUT WOKE ME UP INSTEAD"
"Good point. But you're up now so come help"
So i got up grumbling curses at steve as i helped him fix his stupid ass coffee machine.
𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙚𝙣𝙙

My friend looked at me strange so i asked what their problem was because I didn't like the feeling of  4 sets of eyes burning into my skull.
"Did you just hang up on THE captain America "
Honestly Aaron says this every time this happens
"No lad i just put him on speaker say hi" i said with flat tone
"Alight damn who pissed in your cereal you rat" i  allow Aaron to call me a rat because one, he's hot so i allow😌 two i get him back because he's a roach
"Listen roach boy i went down a rank in rainbow six siege yesterday so I'm fuming"
"Understandable have a great day"
"Did you really just make that reference" Harrison speaks
"Of course he did that lameass is so outdated" Ciera adds
"..it was an intense game Andi I nearly crapped myself" Jae said with sympathy evident but all i did was laugh at his comment, mad bunch of kids honestly.