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ᴛʜᴜʀsᴅᴀʏ 𝟷𝟶ᴛʜ sᴇᴘᴛᴇᴍʙᴇʀ : 𝟺:𝟸𝟸ᴘᴍ
"What the fuck man I was playing subway surfers" The look on peter parkers face was immaculate, mortified was an understatement , to be fair this kind of situation would probably embarrass the fuck out of me too so its all good , but I kept my stoic face for the sake of the joke and I finally got a reply out of the blob of social distress below me "I-um-well IMSORRY" Well, sort of He scrambled to his feet and at this point I was just about ready to laugh , so that's exactly what I did , I burst out laughing and the people on the bus gave me some very judgemental looks "Dude I was kidding chill, its just a game" "Haha yeah.. I knew that." He awkwardly laughed , clearly not understanding my 10/10 humour, the awkward silence that followed physically pained me , and I didn't think it could get any worse It did. "Hey rome did you know that Rasputin's penis was 14 inches long?" "Peter what the f u c k" We got some weird ass stares and glares as peter's realisation set in and his face contorted to yet again , horror, a true epitome of social awkwardness. "IM SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT ,WHY DID I SAY THAT? OH MY GOD IM SO STUPID I- I JUST SAW YOU AND THOUGHT HEY!-" "-Are you saying you saw me and thought about a mans penis" "NO ITS NOT LIKE THAT I- i got nothing i'm sorry" "Yeahh.cool" I gave him a somewhat lopsided grin and then went back to my game, hoping to forget that interaction and the facts that came along with it .
Soon after it was my stop and I stood to you know, get off the bus? So I get up to leave and someone grabs my wrist ,how cliché parker "Where are you going ?" "Uhm home? Unless this is an invite over parker if yk what i'm sayin'" I winked ,With a rose tinted features I received a disapproving look from the puny little man as he let go of my wrist "..that's not what i meant" he says with furrowed eyebrows, I let out a dramatic sigh and reply "I get it Peter, your simpary knows no bound good sire, now ill be taking me leave I'm going to watch my favourite anime Alvin and the chipmunks" With a simple thumbs up from the boy I took off home. The thing is , home is currently almost 3 hours away thanks to tony deciding to move up fucking state , nice one fella, the effort I go through just to come to this damn school , all this for MJ😫🤚🏻. I head to the station to catch my train ,this stuff costs bank but tony has the money and I spend it , that's the way it has and probably will always be. Plugging my headphones in I get ready to listen to that bomb song "Mr Rager" but get rudely interrupted by the blaring sound of my ringtone "SASAGEYO! SASAGEYO! SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO! SUBETE NO GISEI WA IMA KONO TOKI NO TAME NI SASAGEYO! SASAGEYO! SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO! SUSUMU BEKI MIRAI WO SONO TE DE KIRIHIRAKE"
Me being the perfect human I am , absolutely shat myself and looked at my phone to catch the culprit ,just for it to be Aarons annoying ass ,smh bitches really be testing my patience lately huh, ANYWAYS , I finally answer the phone to the boy SCOFFING ?
"took your ass long enough"
"well DAMN what crawled up your ass this fine evening"
"your mom"
"she's dead bruh"
"what shoes she got on?"
"i-PAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"
we both broke out into laughter and Aaron apologised lowkey since he didn't mean any harm but i just shrugged it off and said it was fine , not like I'm really bothered its literally a joke
"ok so anyway I'm calling because I want to know if you're down to come watch some movies n shit with me and the guys ,probably play some smash too"
"if by smash you mean me and you then yes."
"ayooo say lesssss, but aren't you in public rn , very open minded huh"
"who cares none of there business who I am and am not smashing"I say glaring around the station at the prying eyes
"so are you coming or not?"
"yeah yeah save me a spot on that good beanbag you have , don't let Ciera steal my spot or girls legs will be ✨confiscated✨"
"girl chill , ill see you later , go listen to your questionable music playlist or something"
"its called taste sweaty ❤️"
"isn't it sweety ?"
"no❤️"
"oh..WAIT HEY YOU LITTL-"
*call ended*
crisis averted!!! although ill probably get there quite late since I have to go home and throw something more comfy on ,in the meantime my train just got got here so that's me heading off lads! with a quick snap of my camera a picture of my face with the broccoli filter was added to my snapchat story and we were off home, what a long ass day right? ——————————————————————————
Apologies this was v short i ran out of ideas and the lack of peter will be made up for soon i promise 🙄🤚🏻 but yeah ive just been procrastinating for months and shits happened so hopefully ill churn some more chapters out? Or not 🥵
