Serendipity[Park Jimin Fan fiction] (ON HOLD)

An idiot has my number

1:39 am

Unknown number
Bro you are the best..
The epitome of perfection.

Unknown number
You are the personification of the quality of kindness.

Unknown number
I love you from the bottom of my heart.
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Please help me this one time(ಥʖ̯ಥ)

2:07 am

Unknown number
Please bro...

Unknown number
I'll give you banana milk

2:30 am
Unknown number
two cartons of banana milk...

Please save me from PDnim's wrath.

2:32 am
Unknown number
911

The continuous and irritating "beep" sound of my cell phone awakened me from my peacefull slumber. I tried to cover my ears with the pillow as a desperate attempt to muffle the sound but, hey!! when has it ever worked ...
Finally gathering my courage I made an attempt to get off from my warm and comfortable bed and step onto the freezing tiled floor.

I was already planning the murder of the person who dared awake me from my sleep. The fact that it was 2:35 am only worsened the case. I hope the a-hole texting me at this hour is already digging his grave.
Then it dawned upon me -no one is insane enough to message someone in the middle of the night unless it's important. Oh holy flamingos!! What if it's an emergency. What if one of my family members or friends (not that I have many) needs me and my lazy ass has been ignoring them for twenty minutes.
Shit. Shit. Shit
Please be safe everyone....

I speed walked to my study table where I had (probably) kept my phone before going to bed.Another message popped up which read "911".Holy shit... Freaking 911.
I quickly unlocked my phone only to find that the messages had come from an unknown number.

Me
1) ...thank you? I never knew I was so great that you will message me at 2:35in the morning just to tell me that
2) banana milk? Seriously? Who the fuck even drinks that shit
3) I would help you but I have know idea who PDnim is...

Unknown number
Oh jungkookie.. Thank god u answered.
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What do you mean you don't know PDnim?
Jungkook right now it's no time for your pointless games. Help me out.Open the freaking doors . It's fucking cold outside.

Me
Jungkookie?
The last time I checked I was still a girl and my name was 'Song Eunbi'.

And I'm sorry dude but I guess you got the wrong number

Unknown number
Stop pretending to be someone else you asshole. I texted you because everyone else is probably asleep and I don't want to face PDnim's anger for partying on a weekday.
Before my butt freezes, get your lazy ass tk work and open the dorm door.

Me
Oh the joy!!
I woke up in the middle of my precious sleep just to address some wrong number, who is also an idiot.

Unknown number
You mother-fucking bastard
I'm freezing over here and you think this is the best time to play pretend.

Me
Uh.. Oh..
For one last time Mr. (I don't know your name) please check the number you are texting to. It will save you a lot of trouble and probably save your.. uh.. buttocks from freezing.
Thank you.

Unknown number
You punk-

Not in a mood to tolerate the wrong number idiot, I switched of my phone and slipped into my utopia(my bed. Though I was curious about the wrong number asshole. Whether or not he made it into his dorm room.....