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Author's Note:

Welcome to another MerAdd one-shot.

Enjoy, folks.

See you round soon!

bobbiejelly

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Meredith Grey has never tried a Cosmopolitan, Addison Montgomery offers a taste of hers.

Set halfway through GA-S1-E9, "Who's Zoomin' Who," and a slight AU from there.

MerAdd. Meddison. F/F. Meredith Grey/Addison Montgomery. Rated T-M.

Inspired by "Two Girls in a Bar (English)" by FireworkScrubCap. One-Shot.

Meredith Grey breaks up with her boyfriend Derek Christopher Shepherd because she finds his wedding ring, so labeled 'Derek's wedding ring,' in a box in his office while waiting for him to meet her there before going home.

And, to think, that Meredith was about to ask Derek if he wanted there to be 'rules' and for them to be 'dating' and for him to be officially her 'boyfriend'.

Life sucks when your McDreamy is a McMarried, unfaithful, cheating, lying, McBastard...

Meredith breaks up with him in person when he shows up to her 9-1-1 page to find her shoving the ring box in his face.

"If you can't produce signed divorce papers dated from before the day I met you, we are over, Derek," Meredith growls at him, and not in a 'sexy' way.

"Meredith, I am so, sorry..." Derek stutters to apologize, but Meredith can't even stand to look at him.

"Don't you dare follow me, or ever, call me a whore, Derek," Meredith starts to storm out of Derek's office, without looking back.

"Meredith, you were like coming up for fresh air, you know!" Derek tries to grovel for her forgiveness, but Meredith flips him off over her shoulder.

"I'm going to Joe's, don't you dare try to find me there. Go home to your trailer, and better yet, go call your wife and tell her the truth if you have not already, that you had a mistress but she dumped you. Because I'm not being someone's slut anymore," Meredith yells at him from the hallway.

Derek sighs and dutifully tries his wife's number, as he puts the wedding ring back in the labeled box in his office. But despite her having been calling him all day, this time he doesn't get an answer...

Addison Montgomery (-Shepherd, albeit, temporarily...), doesn't notice this one call from her still-on-paper-husband, Derek Christopher Shepherd at the bar.

Addison has been slowly sipping orange soda without any alcohol with just ice in it, all evening, so she doesn't get too shit-faced. She's taken off her coat, it's under her hips now on the barstool.

Addison is still upset about her husband leaving her for another fucking' city. She hasn't seen him since the other side of the country, and she's still waiting to finally end it with him.

Addison doesn't want to try again, she's tired and she's given up. She tried with her ex-dirty-mister, Mark Sloan for a while, but then he accidentally got her pregnant, and she ended that without telling him, and he cheated on her anyway.

So Addison is here now, at the Emerald City Bar, as she watches all the people she doesn't know, walk right on by her.

Addison wouldn't say that she's lookin' (as her best friend and ex-dirty-mister, Mark likes to say- because he says it sounds dirtier than 'looking', with the 'g', like it's supposed to be spelled), she's not lookin' in particular.