Jar Jar Boinks - oneshot

SAND IN PLACES THERE SHOULD NOT BE SAND... BUT YOU LIKE IT

A/N: forgive me father, I have sinned. I WAS FORCED TO WRITE THIS!

DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU AREN'T IN A DISCORD CHAT WITH ME! I AM EXTREMELY DISGUSTED LMAO

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The planet you are on is sandy. You don't really like sand very much, but fortunately you are not there alone. You turn your head to see him, your love, Jar Jar. You only met him a few days ago but you already feel so close to him. He makes your heart flutter whenever you see his floppy ears or hear his sexy exotic accent.

"Oie boie!" Jar Jar exclaimed, waddling over to you. "Meesa so excited to see you! Meesa been so horny for you."

Your E/C eyes sparkled as you looked into his, "Oh Jar Jar, I missed you!" You ran into his beefy chicken arms, giggling as his large hands stroked your H/L hair. 

"Okee day,  Y/N! No more chitter chatteren its time for mesa my fuck you." Jar Jar's ears blew into your face, somehow wrapping around your neck to choke you. But it was okay. You liked it. Jar Jar dragged you into a little hutt by his ears, his giant feet kicking your ass if you resisted. "Yousas mines now, Y/N. Yousas my whore, only calls meesa master now."

"Oh Jar Jar!" You moaned, loving the way his ears choked you, "I can't wait to see your huge seventeen dicks again."

"Meesa can't wait to fuck yousa. Yousa beens bad. Time to punish you." Jar Jar growled, shoving your head into the sand while he ripped off your pants. He streched his long, wet tongue to your butthole and licked around the edge. "Yousa need to wipe better. Tanken for the meal, whore."

You groaned, rolling over since Jar Jar allowed you too. You didn't expect his 17 dicks to be immediately shoved into your mouth. Your mouth is so full of all of the large purple dicks you can't do anything but watch Jar Jar wiggle with watering eyes. 

"Meesa feel so good now. Don't cry Y/N, I will touch your butthole again soon." He grunted, swishing around his multiple members in your mouth. With another grunt, he pushed your face back into the sand. He took the group of 17 dicks into his hands and slapped them on your butt cheeks, each one glistening from their purple tips. With one giant, wet thrust Jar Jar inserted all 17 hard schlongs into your tight bootyhole. 

You scream out, but Jar Jar pushed your head farther into the sand, "Shhh. Yousa bring in others here. Deysa not welcome in our love hutt." Jar Jar kept a hand on your head, holding onto your hair and pulling your body closer to his sweaty chest. 

For ages it seemed like he slammed his many mini Jar Jars into your swollen asshole. He had no steady pace, much like his walk, but still the pleasure built for both of you. Time seemed to slow as Jar Jar gutterally moaned right into your ear. 

"Oie Y/N! Meesa cum in your asshole soon!" He yelled, making your stomach flutter at his accent that was changed by arousal. Jar Jar yanked your hair back, forcing you to arch your back as the Tatooine shattering orgasms began. Each member exploded like rockets inside of your butt, rippling through your core, "Oh boink boink I'm cumming in yousa!"

Panting together, you stared into each other's eyes intoxicated with the love you both just created. Your bodies dripped with sweat and Jar Jar's sweet love juices. Jar Jar looked deep into your eyes, before kicking you in the face and knocking you out. 

the end.