51 Things Sarah Riddle Is Not Allowed To Do
1) Kill Draco...
2) ... Or Milly
3) ... Or that poor Hufflepuff that smiled
4) Dress her Father in a fairy tutu...
5) ... And say "that's what all the COOL parents are wearing these days!"
6) Feed poisonous things to Nagini
7) Scream at the top of her lungs, "Nobody understands me!!!!"...
8)... And lock her father out of the house when he comes to investigate.
9) Dye her fathers robes a vibrant pink, saying Wormtail did it...
10) ... And mention he's gay now
11) Put Malfoy Manor on eBay
12) Report Nagini to the reptile wranglers
13) Teach the entire school Parseltoungue...
14) ... And where the Chamber Of Secrets is.
15) Replace Voldemort's wand with a stick she found outside.
16) Employ Lucius as a volunteer in a muggle kindergarten (because he loves he kiddies oh so much)
17) Make out with Draco on her fathers desk while he's sitting there
18) Teach Nagini dog tricks...
19) ... and feed her Scooby Snacks when she does well.
20) Sign her Father up for the muggle Army...
21)... Or as Minister Of Magic
23)... Or as a high school teacher
24)... Or anywhere that involves helping people
25)Bedazzle the death eaters masks
26)Have fun
27)Do impressions of Snape, no matter how "fantastic"
28)Obsess over Harry Potter next to her father.
29)Comment how old he looks compared to him
30) Scold him for not having a normal nose...
31)... And ask if she can try and break it
32)Comment on how you think Potter is a real role model for her
33) And get his autograph...
34)...Then frame it all over the manor
35)Try and get transferred to Hufflepuff.
36) Become besties with Dumbledore
37)Tell the world what that Voldemort has pink cloaks
38) Play truth or dare with the Death Eaters...
39) ... And dare one of them to seduce her father
40) Order Draco to wear half-moon spectacles...
41) ... And say he looks rather fetching in them
42)Tell Draco that she's in love with Potter...
43)... And Ron
44)... And Neville
45)... But not him
46) Dye her hair blonde and say she's becoming Paris Hilton...
47)... Shake her head sadly when her father doesn't know who Paris Hilton is
48) Volunteer for protective services...
49)... And get a restraining order against her father
50) Claim to be the Supreme Overlord...
51)... Tell her father he could NEVER EVER beat Potter in Quittitch.
