THINGS SARAH RIDDLE IS NOT ALLOWED TO DO... PART TWO!
52) Tell anyone she’s Daughter of Voldemort...
53)... Or that her last names Riddle
54)Poke her father’s “nose” with a feather...
55)... And ask him if he can sneeze
56)Burn all of her fathers horcruxes...
57)... and blame in on the voice’s in her head
58)Buy Voldemort and Harry figurines and hold battles throughout the Manor...
59)... Claim Harry won...
60)... And show the melted remains of Voldemort to her father
61)Shave Lucius bald ...
62)... and blame it all on Wormtail
63)Be nice to house elves
64)Go through Voldemort’s baby photos with Harry...
65)... saying how little he’s changed
66)Expose her father’s plans to Dumbledore
67)Paint Nagini pink...
68)... because its “so” her colour
69)Buy Bellatrix a hair straightner for her birthday...
70)... and a pair of scissors if that fails
71)Tell Narcissa that Lucius has been having an affair with the Dark Lord
72)Paint her Fathers nails pink...
73)... to match his soul
74)Try and sell her fathers horcruxes on eBay...
75)... DIRT CHEAP!
76)Join the Order of the Phoenix...
77)... And get Remus Lupin to have Harry/Voldemort battles with her
78)Enrol Lucius, Narcissa, Bellatrix and Wormtail at finishing school for British ladies
79)Hold end of year parties at the manor...
80)... while her father is plotting Potter’s death
81)... Invite Potter
82)Put on Devils horns and granny clothing...
83).... Yelling “I’m the DARK LORD, FEAR ME!!”
84)Set all the house elves in the Manor free
85)Tell Draco that he’s too pale for her to love...
86)... then date a vampire
87)Tell Ron that Pansy Parkinson is in love with him and to ask her out
88)Dismiss her father as a hallucination...
89)... because he talks to her in her mind
90)Wear a “Make love not war” shirt around the Manor...
91)... and point to it whenever her father asks her something
92)Shrink her father’s robes, telling him he’s put on some serious weight...
93)... blame it on PMS
94)Elope with Draco (I wouldn’t mind this happening XD)
95)Tell her father that he’s getting old...
96)... and act concerned when he walks...
97)... because of his old reconstructed bones
98) Buy a Harry Potter costume and creep around the house...
99)... and attack her father at the worst possible times
100)... yelling “YOU CAN’T EVEN BEAT A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL! YOU SUCK!”
