When Kurt came home from a date with Blaine he thought he was going to hear Finn singing under the shower but instead he heard his sister talking over the phone while drawing a dress design with someone he hope would never hear in his own house
Diana: I will think about it Bas. Let me think about it and I will tell you tonight when we meet
Sebastian: alright fine, sure know that i wont let it rest very easy.
Kurt: *thinks as he walks closer* is my sister really talking to that jerk...hold on what is he up to.
Diana: Careful sweetheart, you mind be stubborn but unlike Santana I'm a 100% woman who can be dangerous mostly with a rolling pin in my hands
Sebastian: *chuckles* Oh i know, witch is why i invited you to audition for the Warblers.
Kurt: *heard that* he what?! *growls out*
Diana: Honey I think you misunderstood me. I meant if you keep annoying me you might get hit with a flying cooking pan
Sebastian: okay, okay, i get it now i'll stop annoying you.
Kurt: *smirks and thinks* serves him right.
Diana: Be good and I promise you can get whatever you want tonight
Sebastian: i'll be good if you promise to give me a kiss...on the lips.
Kurt growls softly at that.
Diana: Can I make your neck in hickeys and have you show them off for a week?
Sebastian: if its what you want.
Kurt: *his eyes widen thinking* is he serious?
Diana: And no daing males for a month
Sebastian: i can do that as long as you spend time with me.
Diana: Oh Romeo, tell me you are not saying this from your car outside my window *jokes knowing he really is waiting for her outside her front door*
Sebastian: Maybe, Oh Diana, you know me to well.
Diana: You have a key so just come in. I'm in the living room
Sebastian: right, i'll be right there. *says using said key to get in*
Kurt: you have got to be kidding me. *growls out softly while quickly moving to hide somewhere else*
Diana: Good *says before hanging up her phone and continueing her drawing while Kurt finally decides to walk in the room*
Kurt: so you just gave a key and invite our enemy into OUR home? *asks crossing his arms*
Diana: I gave a key to my best friend and prom date *says in return as she rolls her eyes at Kurt*
Kurt: hold on...best friend AND prom date...you have got to be kidding me.
Diana: Why would I? I have nothing to be annoyed or mad at him for
Kurt: why did you tell him he was annoying you?
Diana: You're best friends with Rachel. Can you honestly say your own best friend can't be anoying at times?
Kurt: okay, good point and your right. *says with a sigh*
Diana smiles in return before Sebastian comes in and presses his lips to her own to get her attention
after a few minutes Sebastian pulls back.
Sebastian: you haven't forgotten about me, i hope. *teases and jokes*
Kurt: you jerk, why did you kiss MY sister on her lips...your gay.
Sebastian: yeah and? *asks uninterested while not looking away from Diana*
Diana: I don't let him date men while I'm there and it became a habit when he started seeing sense in why men have wifes
Kurt: that still doesn't make it better.
