And a Pinch of Love (a Dan Howell x Reader Fanfiction)

Our Life, Our Goals

Dan

It was time for the m&g, so Phil, (y/n), and I sat in our chairs.

The first three girls together walked- no- ran inside through the doors squealing.

Two were wearing llamarmy hats, and the third was wearing a Dan and Phil t-shirt.

We took selfies and signed things, then it was onto the next girl and her mom,

She rolled her eyes at (y/n), and smiled at me.

"Can I get a picture with just you, Dan?" She giggled, her twisted teeth showing.

I thought about it really fast, "Sorry, I only do group pictures with them." I pointed.

She pouted, and we got a fake-smiling picture taken.

(Y/n) groaned quietly.

Other than the one girl, the day was really good.

We got finished after about two hours, exhausted.

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(Y/n) and I walked outside, on the pavement, around some shops and restaurants.

"I'm hungry as fuck," (y/n) said, her stomach making a loud groan.

I laughed, "What do you want?"

"I don't know, but I'll make it easier for you, I'll just be vegetarian for this vacation," she smiled, grabbing my arm.

"Thank God," I kissed her head.

She hummed, and we walked.

"I want some Chinese food," she said.

"Noodles?"

"Mhm."

"Let's just get takeout and take it to the hotel, okay?"

"Sounds great," she nuzzled into me.

We ordered our food, and talked on the walk back to the hotel, not too far away

I unlocked the door and put the plastic bag on the bedside table.

We sat down on the bed together and I kissed her.

We got on our laptops and snuggled together.

"Hand me the bag, bitch," she poked me.

"You're closer!" I replied.

"But it's sooooo far," she teased back.

"Fuck off," I rolled my eyes, crawled over her, and tossed her the Asian bag.

She pulled out one of her noodles and studied it.

"It's so long!"

I laughed, "Referring to my goals."

She giggled.

"I'm not checking."

"Ah, but you already have."

"Howell!"

We laughed, ate, and blogged.

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Later that night, at two in the morning, we heard the noises.

Two rooms apart.

Two FUCKING rooms!

The load moans and banging noises wouldn't stop.

"Goals," (y/n) laughed, still disgusted.

"(Y/n)," I dragged out, "That's my best friend and your sister!"

We laughed, and watched Netflix on my laptop.

We were dancing along to the Attack on Titan theme song and our friends were banging.

Yep.

"MIKASA!" She giggled at the end.

She hit me with a pillow and I fell over like a Titan.

"What are we doing," she said, shaking her head and smirking.

"I don't even know."

"Wanna watch Vines?" I suggested.

"Sure, normal people mornings," she replied back.

We scrolled for a while until I found one that made us laugh so hard that we couldn't breathe.

"Why does this slide look like a butthole? ... Why are these children crawlin' through a BUTTHOLE!? ... WHY AM I INSIDE A BUTTHOLE!?"

I swear, we woke up the entire hotel wheezing and laughing.

The room service phone.. rang?

"Hello?" I giggled.

"Yes, are you okay?" A woman we'd heard before spoke.

"Y-yes, thank you," I hung up.

"PFFT!" We laughed even harder.

"You're so good at phone calls," she laughed, her face red.

"My stomach hurts, oh my GOD!"

"Is it just me, or am I the only one who noticed that balcony?"

"What?"

She turned my head for me.

"You're kidding me?"

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Eventually it was five in the morning-still no sleep.

We were sat on the balcony, watching the sun rise.

We looked into the bedroom, the window had cast colorful prisms into the building.

"We should spent time like this more often," I spoke.

"Mhm."

She was tired.

"Awh, babe," I picked her almost weightless body up, bridal style.

"Hm."

I placed her body on the messy bed.

A few minutes later, I joined her, setting the alarm for three hours later, as we had to leave at ten.

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