Rants and Rants and Rants

Rant 1: Annoying People At School

Ok, to start off this rant book, to clean out these thoughts of mine, let me start with an imagine.
Imagine this: You're sitting in class, the teacher is talking about who-knows-what, and you're sitting in class quietly and the kid next to you is tapping his/her pencil SO LOUD everyone can hear it, and it's like, hurting your eardrums. Those, my dear friends, are just called by a simple name. ANNOYING KIDS AT FUDGING SCHOOL!!!!
But let me warn you, there are different types of annoying kids. So let's break it down for you:
1. The Pencil Tapper- Like in the imagine above, this kid is ALWAYS TAPPING HIS PENCIL! Like dude, ITS NOT FRICKING BAND CLASS! Go do that on your own time!
2. That One Girl Who Always Applies Perfume (initials are TOGWAAP)- This girl is literally ALWAYS APPLYING PERFUME! Like dang lady, do you need to smell like a skunk? Because after 100000 spritzes, you'll probably end up smelling exactly like that.
3. That One Kid That Plays Temple Run In Class Like It's No Big Deal- DUDE! You are playing TEMPLE RUN IN CLASS, for Pete's sake! Don't think the teacher isn't going to catch you because, that's the stupidest mistake anyone could make.
4. Those Girls Who Talk Smack About Everyone- Ok, we all had these kinds of girls in school, agreed? Ok. So, they just go around talking smack about whoever, whenever. LIKE NOBODY's GOING TO HEAR YOU BARBIE! Geez.
5. Fake People At School- Oh god, don't get me started on this. They get butt jobs just to look like FRICKING NICKI MINAJ I MEAN COME ON NOW! I mean, her butt is obviously fake as well, does not mean you should get the horror entitled PLASTIC SURGERY.
And to keep this short and sweet, I will not be listing anymore. So, have a nice day!!!!!!