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Rant 2: Boy Problems

Hello lovelies! I'm back!!!! So, today I'm gonna talk about the living hell for teenage girls everywhere. You guessed it, BOY PROBLEMS.
There are so many boy problems in this world that I could write an ENTIRE FRICKING NOVEL about them. So, let's get to the down and gritty and discuss these problems that annoy us girls at one point or another.
Problem #1: Problem número uno is the classic case of, DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHO I AM? Majority of girls with a crush deal with this problem. I dealt with this at one point in my life. It annoys me SOOOOOOO much. Guys don't notice the millions of girls that are crushing on them secretly, who are writing in their darn diaries doodling their names (embarrassing to find but yes), and those who are constantly daydreaming about those guys. My solution, for all you girls who are like this, GO FREAKING TALK TO HIM! IT WON'T KILL YOU TO TRY! Just don't creep him out like some crazy stalker lady, because no guy likes crazy stalker ladies.
Problem #2: The whole; We've started texting, but either A; he doesn't text back, or B, he gives me vague answers. The thing is, unfortunately, that the male species is probably as nervous as us females get when we text somebody we like. They may ask their homeboys (yes I said homeboys 😂😂😂) what to say next. They may deny their homeboys' answers. It's a pretty long process. Sometimes their FRICKING BRAINS DON'T FUNCTION so they don't know what to say. Some girls are like that too, but MORE GUYS THAN GIRLS! THAT'S JUST FREAKING SAD!
Problem #3: The entire, "Oh, we text all the time, but I don't know what talking to him face to face feels like". He's probably just as nervous about this whole face to face thing as you are, or he is just being SO NOT LOYAL TO YOU that he's probably avoiding the face to face thing to, *gasp*, TEXT OTHER GIRLS! Gahhhh I hate when that happens. Which brings us to our next problem.
Problem #4: That one guy that LIKES EVERY OTHER GIRLS INSTAGRAM STATUS AND NOT YOURS. Like geez, is every other girl in this ENTIRE PLANET THAT WE LIVE ON more important than your one and only? Now I see why you're NOT IN RELATIONSHIPS THAT LONG.
Problem #5: The one guy that's not ready to take it to the next level, and makes up some LAME EXCUSE ABOUT IT. Either he likes being single, or he's not ready for a relationship, or whatever. WE. ALL. KNOW. THAT'S. NOT. FRICKING. TRUE. He's probably just running back to that ex-girlfriend he always has on his mind, without focusing on you. HIS LOSS!
Well, there are plenty of more probs, but I don't want to make it too long. Hopefully you don't have to deal with any of those jerks. Or any other jerks. Hopefully you'll find a perfect guy who talks to you and is nice and funny and sends you good morning and goodnight texts and cuddles with you and feeds you pizza (Or whatever food of your choice. I personally like pizza. 🍕🍕🍕) But if you do have to deal with jerks, forget them! THEY. AREN'T. WORTH. YOUR. TIME. HONEY. Just get over them and get one with your life. Any who, that was my short rant, so bye! Talk to y'all laterrrrr!