Rants and Rants and Rants

Rant 3: Parents (Especially Mine)

Ok loves! I'm backkkkk! So, after experiencing a lot of drama (like I normally do), I'm going to start a new rant. Today's rant is about parents! So, sit back, eat your popcorn, and enjoy the ride!
Okay, first thing I'd like to say, and I bet you every teenager agrees with this statement, is that PARENTS FRICKING ANNOY ME. Especially if you're dealing with my own. Now, if you had to deal with annoying parents then you get where I'm coming from. If not, you just lucked out YOU FRICKING LUCKY DUCK. Here are some Obnoxious Annoying Parent Behaviors(or OAPB, for short)!
Behavior #1: Behavior 1 is the obvious. They won't give you independence. They always seem to take you as if you were six, not your actual age, which is really FRICKING SIXTEEN. It's like they don't want you to grow up and live in the real world(which I mean, the real world sucks but I already live in it). My parents do this by just assuming I will agree to everything they do! Well, that's NOT TRUE BECAUSE I HAVE MY OWN FRICKING LIFE AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT!!!! Other parents are like this, but in different ways. Some say, "Oh my precious child would never do that!" Um, excuse you, BUT YOUR "PRECIOUS CHILD" JUST DID IT. GET OVER IT.
Behavior #2: Behavior 2 is when they tell you to not stay up so late. Mine do this all the time, and I'm like, "I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL, AREN'T I ALLOWED TO STAY UP LATE?" For Pete's sake, sometimes I can't even stay up till midnight because on weekends, my bedtime is at 10 or 11. It's normally at 8. Other parents do this by saying worse bedtimes than my own parents do! They want their children to go to bed by 5! How is this child gonna eat?
Behavior #3: