SPIDER-MAN (and Avengers) ONE SHOTS

Him (Spideypool)

A;N: yes. Yes I've sinned that low. Forgive me Internet for I have let your content corrupt me once again.

"JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" The young superhero yelled at the mercenary for what seemed to be the thousandth time on this week alone.

He wasn't one to get angry easily, but when you repeatedly tell someone to stop following you around, to stop stalking you constantly and to find something else better to do: even by offering ten grand to do so (thanks mr. Stark).

"Aw, but why, baby boy? Why?" He whined as he approached the teenager more and more with each step. "Why would I leave you alone when the entire MCU finally joined forced and became one?"

He slowly lowered his head, removing only a part of his mask (the one covering his lips).

"Baby boy, you and I are the next big bang," he whispered in Spider-man's left ear. The warm breath leaving chills on the Avenger's youngest member.  "You wouldn't want to stop the creation of the universe now, would you?"

To say that Deadpool was surprised by the strength of the boy would be an almost lie. A lie because he had seen Spider-man fight before and boy: he wasn't in need of anypony's help, that was for sure. The "almost" was simply because the mercenary hadn't thought about the possibility that the young spider could (or would) use his superpowers against poor old him.

"I said: Leave. Me. Alone." He threatened the Canadian anti-hero. His voice laced with so much seriousness that Deadpool felt his lungs collapsed in almost fear.

Anywho: since this is a fanfiction with two masked guys who's known for breaking the fourth wall, it would be a shame to let this opportunity fly away like a migration of slightly mentally challenged beavers.

If we were to follow a direct timeline, this story is taking place in the year following "Endgame". Spiderman had officially became an Avenger and had moved to the tower with Aunt May.

Pepper — Iron man's newly widowed wife— had decided to stay out of the spotlight for their daughter's sake.

In her husband's will, however, she had gotten three quarter or his entire money, leaving the last few millions to his team. Peter had gotten a small fortune of five millions in his part of the will. Yeah. "Small".

🚧Unfinished Work