Dork Diaries:Brandon's POV

October 25 (con.)

We put Sed back in his cage and walked the back way to Nikki's house. Remember, I didn't have a shirt.

(Quick Little Note: May be a "grown up" chapter for all the youngsters who still want to hang on to their childhood. In other words: don't read if you don't want to be grossed out.)

We climbed the tree that was on the side of Nikki's house. It was a HORROR trying to climb it. I was tired and dirtier than all outdoors, but you could tell Nikki didn't mind. She threw me onto her bed and we started... Well... Making out. It got a little more serious than usual(sort of). Nikki took off her shirt as well. The smile I had was kind of... gone. "What?" she asked. "I may have gotten peed on a little bit too." And with that, I was smiling again.

We were both kissing to our hearts' content. It got deeper and deeper, and pretty soon our pants came off as well. We both agreed that was ALL that was coming off. (I won't tell you whether or not we kept that promise 😑.)

Anyways... In the middle of our "conversation," we heard footsteps in the hallway. Holy crap! Someone was coming! I had to act fast! I hid in the pile of stuffed animals in the corner of Nikki's room. I made it just in time too. Brianna walked in right after I got comfortable.

"Nikki, what are you doing? I could hear you jumping on your bed all the way from my room!" she whisper-screamed. "Don't you know you're supposed to be sleeping before you wake up Mommy and Daddy!?" Oh, I didn't realize how late it was.

"Yes, Brianna. I'll try to keep it down. Sorry," Nikki whisper-screamed back.

"And why are you NOT in your pajamas? And why is a Brandon doll in the corner? *GASP* Nikki, I know you said you had a crush on him, but this is just WRONG!"

(Another Quick Note: May I remind you, if you feel discusted, I did say this was a "grown up" part of the story.)

"Brianna, I was just getting in my pajamas. And I have a Brandon doll because I have a Brandon doll. Go back to sleep; okay?"

Brianna was just about to walk out of Nikki's bedroom when.... "Nikki, I think the tooth fairy is in my bedroom."

I'm sorry. Let's just stop for a second. If this is going where I think it's going, I'm gonna slap myself back and forth across the face. If not, I'll still be the "sanest" person I always was.

"Brianna!" Nikki groaned.

"I'm not going in there again until you spray your special stuff," Brianna whined. (So this is going where I thought it would go: Brianna's scared of the tooth fairy.)

"Can I do it in the morning, Brianna? I'm really tired."

"Only if you let me stay in here with you tonight, but put on some clothes first! I don't even care if it's your underwear; WEAR SOMETHING!"

"Okay, okay! Get out for a sec!"

I grabbed my clothes and put on one of Sean's shirts. (For some reason Nikki has one of them.... Don't ask.) I was kind of annoyed that Brianna ruined our fun, but I know it was for the best. I felt like Brianna knew EXACTLY what was going on. When Nikki had finished putting on her pajamas, I was on my way down the tree. Brianna walked right in as soon as I was on the tree. She asked Nikki, "Did you see his--"

"GO TO SLEEP, BRIANNA!" Nikki whispered clearly annoyed. Yeah, Brianna must've seen us climb up the tree. Her window IS right by Nikki's. I wonder what else she saw.

(Last Quick Note: Don't be mad at me if this chapter offended you. I warned you at the beginning!)

Besides that, Nikki said we shouldn't do this again until we're actually old enough to have kids (age 35), and I agreed with her. I can't be a dad in the ninth grade, and she can't be a mom. Just the thought of it sends shivers down my spine! Yeesh!

I can at least say this: I have no objections to being thirty-five and a father; no objections at all.