Fate Breaker (Malereader x harem)

Chapter 5 - Family friendly

'A bulgar?' Y/N's heart started to race

[Don't worry, just walk inside. It's all part of the plan]

'I don't like this even more...'

He quietly opened the doors and walked in

"Why the hell are you sneaking like a thief? I already told you I'll be here" A female voice came from living room. 

He walked to the living room and saw Ms Twilight in gray tracksuit chilling on the sofa with a phone in her hand.

"Why are you staring at me like I'm a ghost?" Ms Twilight looked at him.

"I-It's nothing" He stuttered 'Why the hell is she here?!'

[It's better if you don't ask...]

"Hmm...?" She looked at him with playful smirk "Are you turned on by your aunt in a sweatsuit?" 

"Not happening, you're five out of ten at best" Y/N coldly answered.

"That's way too cruel!" She exclaimed with blush on her face.

"Do I look like I care?"

"I'm still your aunt!"

"It still doesn't change the fact that you're ugly"

"I give up, you won!" She buried her red like tomato face into pillow

[She will be living here from now on]

'Wonderful...' He put the plastic bag with goodies on the kitchen counter and turned on the electric kettle.

"Hey, Y/N" She said through the pillow "If I wasn't your aunt, would you bang me?"

"Hell no!" He exclaimed with disgust.

"Hey! You make it sound like I'm a ugly person!" She looked at him angrily.

"Have you looked in the mirror recently?"

"What the hell is wrong with me then?!" She got up from the sofa "Come on, tell me what is wrong!"

"The best you can do with all that mascara on, is being on a stock photo for a desperate lesbian wedding planning company. Your face look like a guy using the female filter, your hair is longer than all your relationship combined, your body look like you started botox too early to preserve look of a high school girl to make daddy love you a bit longer, and even if you get third degree burns you still won't be hot enough to get a date on tinder"

Her jaw dropped, and she slowly walked towards the toilet, where she locked herself in.

[Are you usually an asshole to people who actually care about you?]

'I got a weird thot vibe from her... But to be honest, I don't know what got into me' He shrugged.

[Maybe this is why you don't have any friends?]

'Shut up'

[Did I touch a nerve?]

'How about you stop reminding me of my mistakes and do something useful instead?!'

[Like what?]

'Like telling me how the magic work, so I won't end up looking like a complete idiot!'

[But you're already a complete idiot]

'Then why don't you teach me something useful for once, so I won't be a complete idiot?!

[The magic is quite simple. There are four main elements aka primal elements: fire, water, earth, air. The primal elements mix with each other and turn into sub elements, those elements form randomly in the nature and crystallize in souls, which is why everyone has some kind of affinity since birth]