This is the tale of two young lads. Mark Edward Fischbach and Ethan Mark Nester-Darling. They lived seemingly normal lives and were good friends. Little did the two realize that somewhere in their universe, there were two men, their past ancestors, fighting to escape the hellish dungeon in which they trapped themselves in, millions of years ago. They were entrapped as a form of punishment by the Queen of Time herself. The men now known as Unus and Annus were the closest humans to ever understand our clock of life. The reason we all must die. The Princess was saddened by their despair and took pity on them. She decided to let them escape the rift in time her mother created long ago. She allowed for them to go back. There were certain rules to this though. They would go back when the year of misery was about to befall the world. When people needed to learn about their clocks the most. They would go back as mere souls and be put into their ancestor's bodies. The ancestor would have their memory altered allowing Unus and Annus to infiltrate their bodies and seem like nothing was unusual. The catch was that they could only remain this way for a year. For you must remember, you must die. You like everyone else will have a clock. Your clock will be ticking. As the story goes, Unus and Annus got sent out of the time rift on November 15, 2019, the year before the year of misery.
The two wasted no time once sent onto their ancestor's bodies. Anus was sent into Mark's and Unus got sent into Ethan's body. They closed their eyes and a timer flicked across the screen along with a sand timer. Their time had started. Their time was ticking. The sand in the timer had started to fall grain at a time. They knew death was inevitable. So why not spend every second having the best time they could? Because after the timer reached its end, they would fade out of existence. Would they be forgotten by those they meet on their path? Would every trace they left be wiped from this world?
The two men had fun in every way possible. From cooking with s*x toys and buying a casket to drinking pee and being tased. Well, not every experience was fun. They earned a large group of admirers. They told anyone who would listen about their time ticking and how we must not waste this one and only opportunity. Some wondered why he was blabbering about clocks while others asked why Anus was muttering about not being a masochist, but for the most part, they were well received. When the year of Misery befell the world, Unus and Annus were there to help them through it. They were going to be missed when they left, but they were always going to remain in our hearts.
When The Clocked Struck Zero
And The Last Grain Of Sand Fell
The Two Legends Walked Towards Death
Both Glad They Fulfilled Their Missions
And Muttered Memento Mori Before Disappearing
And Now To Those In This Magical Year
Will Remember Two Things:
The Chants Of Unus Annus and...
Memento Mori
Hello! Thank you so much for reading this! Hoped you liked it! This was a blast to make and helped get my creative juices flowing! I will delete this in accordance with Unus Annus' wishes once their time is at an end. ~Diana's Happiness
Memento Mori
