Drowning mermaids

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Welcome back my fantasy fanatics. Today is a tale of great fantasy and drowning. This is a story about little Shannon. (I hope no one else finds this book) NOW TO THE STORY.

So I'm sure you have heard of mermaids. You know, perhaps you have heard the story of The little mermaid, and how Ariel left her family for some D.

ANYWAYS so I myself consider myself a person who likes water. So when I was younger I would go swimming a lot. My cousins would come over to my house almost every summer and we go to the pool.

So uh idk who dropped me on my head or who let me have stuffed animals to suplex and have a WWE match with but uh IT HAPPENED. Therefore me being the aggressive chipmunk that I am I decided it would be cool to uh wrestle my cousins in the water.

Now many times it would be fun and games like chasing each other around the pool, but me? I WAS READY TO RUMBLE MISTERS.

So when we wrestled a lot of the times I would like to uh...hmmm...how do I put this nicely? Well..drown them.

Not only this but I know a thing called the mermaid or dolphin kick which makes you swimming look like a mermaid tail swimming. SO ALOT OF TIMES I WOULD PRETEND I WAS A MERMAID AND THEN I WOULD DROWN MY COUSINS.

It was all fun and games until my aunt found out tho. It was okay...she was next. JK JK



















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