So young shannon liked the water. In fact I thought I was a mermaid at some point. That did not go well.
ANYWAYS
So usually when I go to New York my aunt and uncle take us to some sort of theme park. A couple of years ago they took me and my cousins to a water park and I was probably about 5 years old. Now I had a younger cousin who was very clingy to me, and I did not like her. Ah even at 5 years old I hated the human race 🙈.
So I already knew how to swim at least a little bit so my dad told me to teach her how to swim. I stared at the white little gorl (she was half Indian half white) and was like sure... so whenever I tried to swim away much like Nemo did to Merlin this bitch would follow me. So my little cousin at the time was like 3 or 4 so I told her "okay all u have to do is hold your breath under water." So while the parentles weren't looking i held her head under water. But then they looked back so I had to stop drowning her.
She arose from the water crying, and while she threw her tantrum I made my escape and swam away and hid in the frog water slide.
Ty for coming to my lesson :)
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This photo was taken the day I almost committed murder. Look how proud I look
