You won't find me under your bed, in your basement, or in your attic. But when your sleeping at night be sure to close your wardrobe, because with every opportunity I get I will come out. You don't want that to happen. If you know who I am you should fear me. You probably experienced me when you were a child. You probably woke up and I was staring at you faintly. I you have a mirror on your wardrobe I can see you through that. If not, I just spy on you through the opening of it. Have you ever slept with your wardrobe closed and woke up with it open? That's me. I'm not the boogeyman, no no. Monsters like the boogeyman make me your worst nightmare. The boogeyman is nothing, take your mirrors down out of your room, yes I'm talking to you!, even the ones not attached to anything, hide them, because I can see you at night. Bet you can't keep your eyes off your wardrobe. Yes, that's right. Be afraid.
