drv3 chat fic

gonta is a child of god

Possible warning: for this chapter, there aren't any actual trigger warnings but there is implied/referenced smut but the smut isn't between anyone in the group chat and it's not detailed in any way, but just in case for those innocent children out there, I decided to put "!!!" for it. Other than that, please enjoy this chat fic! :)

04/28, 2:52 A.M.

Kokichi Oma created a group chat with 15 others.

Kokichi: welcome people of my nation!

Kokichi: you shall be blessed you made it on here

Kaito: is this another one of your antics kokichi?

Kaito: it's almost 3 A.M.

Kaito: go tf to sleep we have school tomorrow

Kokichi: non non kaito

Kokichi: i've got plans to keep in place

Kokichi: also what a hypocrite you're awake too!

Kaito: YOU WOKE ME UP ASSHOLE

Maki: thanks for spamming guys

Kokichi: my pleasure, maki roll

Maki: you have no right to call me that

Kokichi: of course i do!

Kokichi: FREEDOM OF SPEECH BABY

Maki: there's nothing anyone can do to stop you huh?

Kokichi: nope!

Maki: i'm just gonna go back to bed

Maki: goodnight you two

Kokichi: buenas noches!

Kaito: i'm going back to bed as well you should too kokichi

Kokichi: fiiiiine

Kokichi: rule follower

04/28/20, 6:13 A.M.

Kirumi: what in the world is this kokichi?

Kokichi: hey it's mom!

Kirumi: no

Kokichi: yes

Kirumi: no

Kokichi: yesssss

Kokichi Oma changed Kirumi Tojo's name to 'mom'.

mom: absolutely not

Kokichi: *cries crocodile tears* is mom disowning meeee??

mom: yes she is

Rantaro: why kokichi?

Rantaro: what is it with you and this mom thing with kirumi?

Kokichi: she takes care of all of us as a mom would take care of her kids

Rantaro: i mean you're not wrong

Shuichi: good morning everyone

Kokichi: shumai!

Kokichi Oma changed Shuichi Saihara's name to 'shumai'.

shumai: i'm not food kokichi!

Kokichi Oma changed Rantaro Amami's name to 'free-shova-cado'.

free-shova-cado: hey!

Kokichi: hello!

Keebo: you're actually so annoying sometimes kokichi