shuichi's a thicky nicky

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I don't think there are any trigger warnings in this chapter (though I may be wrong so if any of you have ideas of something that could be a trigger warning, please let me know!)

Here's a reminder of everyone's names :)
Kaede - secretly beethoven
K1-B0 - kee-boy
Kirumi - mom
Rantaro - free-shova-cado
Shuichi - shumai
Tsumugi - cosplay fangirl
Gonta - a bug's life
Tenko - feminism rules
Kokichi - surgery on a grape (his name gets changed at the end of the chapter)
Maki - kaito's goth gf
Korekiyo - this man's a god at makeup
Himiko - it's wingardium levi-oh-suh
Angie - child of atua
Ryoma - depresso espresso
Miu - cum dumpster
Kaito - buzz lightyear (his name gets changed at the very very end of the chapter)

05/03, 9:21 P.M.

child of atua: hello everybody!

child of atua: how are you all doing on this good day? :)

depresso espresso: currently questioning my entire existence

it's wingardium levi-oh-suh: obsessing over harry potter

surgery on a grape: taking over the world!

shumai: i'm doing good, thanks for asking angie :) what about yourself?

child of atua: i'm doing amazing shuichi!

child of atua: i'm currently being blessed by atua's existence :)

surgery on a grape: alright this is completely off topic but

surgery on a grape: SOME OF YOU NEED TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE CHAT MOREEEEEEEE

surgery on a grape: and this is being completely targeted at mom, kiyo, and kee-boy

surgery on a grape: and a little bit at the emo female brendon urie reject and the queen of feminism

mom: !!

feminism rules: well if it wasn't for so many degenerate males like you being in the chat i would talk more

this man's a god at makeup: sorry, i focus on the beauty of humanity

this man's a god at makeup: it's not that easy to do that while talking in a group chat

surgery on a grape: but isn't this group chat beautiful?

this man's a god at makeup: kind of, but it'd be more beautiful if we didn't talk about cursed things like drugs and learned more about each other

depresso espresso: i have a suggestion

depresso espresso: we could play two truths, one lie?

secretly beethoven: ooh i would like that!

secretly beethoven: who else wants to play?

surgery on a grape: shumai, play with me!!

shumai: okay... :)

cum dumpster: i'm in!

cum dumpster: hey robo-dick, are you gonna play?

kee-boy: sure, why not?

it's wingardium levi-oh-suh: angie, tenko, join us!

feminism rules: of course, anything for my himiko!

kaito's goth gf: i suppose... kaito?

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