If you told anyone in class 1-A that Bakugou Katsuki and Midoriya Izuku were the biggest gossipers, they would of laughed in your face. Because Bakugou and Midoriya hate each other. Right?
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Private Message
💥Kacchan💥
Guess what?
🥦Deku🥦
What?
💥Kacchan💥
Elizabeth Showed up to the party
🥦Deku🥦
Really!? I thought she got the message last time
💥Kacchan💥
Me too!? But she showed up anyway!
🥦Deku🥦
Your dad must attract crazy ex's or something.
💥Kacchan💥
He married my mum Deku...
🥦Deku🥦
True! But at least your mum isn't Melissa!
💥Kacchan💥
Oh god. I forgot about her...
🥦Deku🥦
Yeah! she was crazy, crazy!
🥦Deku🥦
Welp I gtg have dinner! Mums making spicy curry I'll bring some over tomorrow!
💥Kacchan💥
K bye
🥦Deku🥦
Baiiii!
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Private Message
🥦Deku🥦
Remember the guy who had the finger extension quirk in middle school?
💥Kacchan💥
?
🥦Deku🥦
One of your devoted lackeys
💥Kacchan💥
Oh that extra? Yeah
🥦Deku🥦
I just saw him get dumped and I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad for him
💥Kacchan💥
I would laugh. What kinda breakup was it
🥦Deku🥦
I laughed and she poured her drink on him yelled at him "it's over!" And stomped out of the store.
💥Kacchan💥
I wish I could of seen it
🥦Deku 🥦
I got in on recording...
💥Kacchan💥
Send it!
*🥦Deku🥦 has sent a video*
💥Kacchan💥
Omfg! That fucking hilarious!
🥦Deku🥦
Welp I gtg
Cya at school!
💥Kacchan💥
Bye nerd
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Private message
🥦Deku🥦
Guess what?!
💥Kacchan💥
What?
🥦Deku
She finally did it
💥Kacchan💥
Really?
🥦Deku🥦
Yup!
💥Kacchan💥
You're serious?
🥦Deku🥦
Yeah, she finally dumped him
💥Kacchan💥
Fuck yes!
Go auntie Inko!
🥦Deku🥦
But I kinda feel weird.
She got a new boyfriend
💥Kacchan💥
Wait, is it who I thing it is?
🥦Deku🥦
Yeah. It's Allmight
💥Kacchan💥
Auntie deserved better.
Praise her for finally dumping Hisashi's bitch ass!
🥦Deku🥦
I already did
💥Kacchan💥
You know what? I'm coming over!
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Bonus
"Guys I don't think this is a good idea" A worried Kiri tried to persuade his friends. 'This is not going to end well' Kirishima grimaced.
"It's his own fault for going to sleep so early, he brought this on himself." Mina whispered back to Kiri.
"I just don't think breaking into his phone is a good idea. If he finds out we're all dead" Kiri tries to reason.
"And that's why he won't find out," Mina stated. "Also aren't you a little curious?" Mina questioned
Upon seeing the conflicted look on Kiri's face Mina grinned. Once Mina was in the resident hot heads bedroom, she slowly grabbed his phone and hastily left the room.
Mina opened the phone. "What should we check first?" She questioned.
"What about messages? There's bound to be some gossip in there!" Kaminari suggest.
"Ok messages it is" Mina concluded, opening up Bakugous messages.
When Mina opened the messages she was not expecting who was at the the top. She must have let her confusion show because everyone looked at her with curious glances.
Kaminari looked at the phone and then mirrored the same face of confusion. "Midoriya? Aren't they enemies?" He asked.
Now all the Bakusquad was circling the phone.
"Well don't just stare at it! Open the messages!" Sero urged. Mina quickly opened it.
5 minutes later~
"Oh. My. God." Mina gaped.
"They're total gossipers!" Kaminari laughed.
"I didn't know Midoriyas dad was such a asshole." Sero stated.
"They don't seem like enemies. They seem like friends" Kirishima noted.
"Yeah!" Mina agreed.
Footsteps a hooded behind them and they could of sworn they heard a growl
"What the hell are you doing with my phone!?" A voice roared from behind them.
Soon the phone was yanked out of Mina's hand.
"We know your secret!" Mina yelled pointing a accusing finger.
"What are you talking abo-" upon looking down and seeing what they were looking at he froze. "Oh..."
A grin spread across his face. He chuckled. "And no one will believe you" and then walking off
He was right. The next day, no one believed them. At least they know Deku is a damn good actor now. He looked completely innocent.
They were cursed to silently suffer for the rest of their days.
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BNHA One Shots
FanfictionSome of the one shots may be scenes later put into the book I'm writing. There are gonna be AU (mostly because I have a lot of AU ideas I like), there will be a quick summary at the start if it's an AU. Btw you can use some of the AU ideas as long a...
