Blumi's Memes & Art Book

"Boot To The Head" (but it's my OCs)

(play audio at the top)

(Clover) "As the executor of Lyra's estate, I have been empowered to read Lyra's last will and testament."

(Blu) "Well get on with it, the bar's open soon."

(Bonnie) *crying* "Oh poor dear Lyra-" *continues crying*

(Cloud) "There there, Bonnie.."

(Luck) "God, how predictably boring.."

(Shadow Knight) "I never worked for a kinder noodle."

(Clover) If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading.

(Luck) "I knew it.."

(Blu laughed a bit.)

(Clover) "I, Lyra, being of sound mind and body.."

(Blu) "That's a laugh, heheheh.."

(Clover) "-Do hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows to my overly emotional bes friend, Bonnie.."

(Bonnie) "AAAAAAAA" *still crying*

(Cloud) "Bon, she's talking about us."

(Bonnie) "Oh."
(Clover) "Who grubbed with her cousin, Cloudy, grubbed for everything they can get from me and cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy.."

(Bonnie) "Wha?"
(Clover) "To Bonnie I leave.. A boot to the head."

(Bonnie) "A what- OW!"

(Cloud) "Bon, are you okay?"

(Clover) "And another boot to her cousin, Cloud."

(Cloud) "OW-"

(Blu laughed a bit.)

(Bonnie) "This is an outrage-"
(Clover) "Ah, but still.. You are my best friend. You had both admired my Rolls Royce and since I no longer need it."

(Bonnie) "Oh, dear Lyra, she's too kind!"

(Clover) "I bequeath another boot to the head."

(Bonnie) "What?"(Bonnie got hit with another boot.) "OW-"
(Clover) "And one more for Cloud."

(Cloud) ''OW!"
(Clover) "Next to my weapon obsessed frenemy.."

(Blu) "Hey, I don't want no boot to the head."

(Clover) "To Blu who's never worked a day in her pecking life.."

(Blu) "I'm coverin' up my head-"

(Clover) "I leave my entire stock of guns and all types of weapons."

(Blu) "Really?"

(Clover) "And a boot to the head."

(Blu) "OH-"

(Clover) "And another for Bonnie and Cloudy."

(Bonnie) "OH-"

(Cloudy) "OW-"

(Clover) "Next, to my favorite, Lucky.."

(Luck) "This is so predictable.."

(Clover) "I leave a boot to the head."

(Luck) "AH- I knew it.."

(Clover) "And one for Bonnie and Cloudy."

(Bonnie) "OW!"

(Cloud) ''OW-"

(Clover) "This takes care of contractual and family obligations. And now, to Shadow Knight.."

(Shadow Knight) "Oho! I-I Don't want nothin!"

(Clover) "Who took care of me faithfully these many, many years.. Who cared, made me laugh, brought me tea.."

(Shadow Knight) "Oh, I didn't mind!"

(Clover) "To Shadow Knight, I bequeath.. A boot to the head."

(Shadow Knight) "OH-"

(Clover) "And another for Bonnie and Cloudy."

(Bonnie) "AH-"

(Cloud) "OH-"

(Clover) "And so, to my cat Katrielle, I leave my entire vast.. boot to the head."

(Kat meowed loudly.)

(Clover) "And finally, to Beret Kid's lawyer, who has helped me on this will.. I leave not a boot to the head, but a rabid tasmanian devil to be placed in her overalls?!"

(Clover started freaking out.)

(Clover) "AND- AND- AND I LEAVE MY ENTIRE ESTATE OF 10 MILLION DOLLARS SO THE PEOPLE OF SUBCON CAN MOVE SOMEWHERE DECENT!"

(Clover took a few breaths.)

(Cloud) "Is that it?"

(Luck) "That's it?"

(Blu) "That's disgraceful!"

(Clover) "There's one last thing for everyone."

(Blu) "Cover your heads, everybody-"

(Clover) "I leave everyone a lifetime supply of ice cream." (There'd be a bit of murmuring.)
(Luck) "Ice cream, that's all?"

(Clover) "That's all."

(Shadow Knight) "But what flavor is it?"

(Clover) "Boot to the head."

(pain)

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