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The Conductor is Dead

Oh boi, here we go again- Oh and the inspiration for this was an animation of "The Rouxls is Dead"!

Anyways, let's start-

(EDIT) Okay, so I noticed some parts that were a little wrong, so I had to fix it all ;w;

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[Conductor] "It's a good day to be not dead."

[Lyra] "POW! You are dead!"

[Conductor] "I AM DEAD!"

(Lyra) "Heheheheheh.."

(Katrielle / Me walks nearby)

(Me) *gasp* "The Conductor is dead!"

[Conductor] "Yes. I am dead."

(Me) "Why is the Conductor dead?"

[Lyra] "I dunno."

[Conductor] "I think it was--

(Me & Lyra) "Shhh, you're dead!"

[Conductor] "Okay."

(Pink Melon) "What's up, you mistakes?! Who's up for a- AH!"

Pink notices Conductor's corpse.

(Pink Melon) "What the bloody hell just happened?!"

(Me & Lyra) "The Conductor is dead!"

(A, B, C, or D QUESTION INTENSIFIES)

(Pink Melon) "The Conductor is dead?!"

(Me) "Correct."

(Pink Melon) :D

(Option C lights up and celebration music played)

 (Me) "So, did you see the murderer?"

(Lyra & Pink Melon) "Nope, sorry mate."

(Me) "I will find em, I will capture em, and no one will ever die again!"

(Lyra and Pink applause)

(Pink Melon) "Ah, well that's nice."

(Lyra) "Dang proud right now."

(Barracuda appears in scene)

(Barracuda) "Atteeeeeeeeention!"

(Barracuda rushes to dead Conductor)

Barracuda) "The Conductor is dead!"

(Me) "We know!"

(Barracuda) "Who killed him?!"

(Me) "We don't know!"

(Barracuda) "I will find clues!"

(Barracuda searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)

(Barracuda) "What's that?" Grabs gun "A weapon?! That thing is why the Conductor is dead!"

Me, Lyra, and Pink Melon: The Conductor is dead?!

(Barracuda) Slams hands on desk "Yes," (Intense background appears) "-he died!"

Me, Lyra, and Pink Melon: All shocked

(Ambulance crashes Barracuda into a building wall, killing him.)

[RIP BARRACUDA]
[2018 - 2020]

(Ralsei) *Exits out of Ambulance* "Out of the way, out of the way!" *Pushes Lyra, Pink, and me away from Conductor* "Move now!" *Heals Conductor*

(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Conductor)

(Conductor) (Rising in air) "Hohoho-" *The Conductor is peckin' dead*

(Ralsei) "In my medical opinion, the Conductor is dead!"

(Pink Melon) "Doc, what happened?"

(Ralsei) "My professional opinion?" *Johnny Test whip sound* "The Conductor was killed!"

Everyone: Panicking

(Ralsei) "I don't think it's anything to worry about."

(Clover) "Well, now what?"

(Beret Kid entering while naruto running in the background)

(Beret Kid) "Clipidy clop mother pecker! Boom!"

(Clover) "Oh, come on."

(Beret Kid) "Look at this! The pecking Conductor is dead!" Pause  "What do you think of that?" Pause  "Um..."

(Clover) "Yes, yes, kiddo?"

(Beret Kid) "Yeah?"

(Clover) "Go home!"

(Luck appears in a car telling Beret Kid to get in)

(Beret Kid) "Oh come on! Pffff! Pecking unbelievable seriously, I'll get you another time."

(Car drives off and crashing noise is heard)

Beret Kid: Screams of pain

(Me) "Ok, let's get back to the point."

(DJ Grooves) *Poking at his dead body* "I think Conductor is dead."

(Everyone Else) "The Conductor is dead?!"

(Ralsei) *Turns around and notices dead scout in burning car*  "Beret Kid! I will heal you-" *Car explodes*

(DJ Grooves) "Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Conductor?!"

(A figure was nearby- Oh it's Sanana the Skenana- [CUT] Oh, it's Sans.)

(Sans) Slurp Slurp "It was me!"

Everyone Else: *Shocked*

(Sans) "Yes!" *Bottle of ketchup slides up Sans' body and Sans eats the bottle* "I did it like this:"
*Takes out a gaster blaster and shoots Chara in chest.*

Chara: *pecking dies*

(Sans) "Woop dee doo!"

(Sans) *Burps*  "That's a joke, buds."

Anyone Who Gets It: Starts laughing

(Sans) *Slurp Slurp Burp* "It was... yo-..." *Burp Points at Lyra*  "Her!"

(Lyra) *Shocked * "How did you know?!"

(Sans) "I didn't." *Burps* "That was a joke too."

(Lyra) "Heheheh.."

(Sans) *Falls on ground dying*

(Lyra) Manic laughter  "That's right! It was me!"

(insert a conductor fan here) "You monster!"

(Conductor) "But whyyyyy?"

(Lyra) "Cause you're confusing, man. And another thing, you have no eyes."

(Conductor) "Lassy, stop!"

Lyra and Conductor: Arguing

(Lyra) Ah dang it Conductor, peck off! You are dead.

(Conductor) "No you, POW! Haha."

(Lyra plays dead on the floor.)

(Conductor) "You are dead! Not big surprise."

(My Subconscious) "Well that was pretty idiotic. Off to yeet myself! Watch and lea-" *literally falling from a window*

(Conductor) "I am alive! This is nice. Yes, this is stupid."

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Dang, this felt like an hour since I copy pasted (from the original which is "The Heavy is Dead") then edited it! Welp, I know this isn't on my schedule, but hey, I uploaded something for once. Anyhow, go on and enjoy your lives now. See ya!

~A/N