30 Day Kiribaku (And More) Smut/Oneshot Book!

Bad pickup lines 1/2 {2}

Day: 2/30 (Smut)

Prompt: (commissioned!!) Long distance relationship, Phone sex

Couple: M/M Kirishima, Bakugou

Words: 1,058

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When the words "Katsuki" and "Relationship" enter a conversation, more often than not, they don't connect.

No, Katsuki wouldn't consider himself a serial romantic or anything, but he's hardly incompetent when it came to "Matters of the heart." As pink cheeks would put it.

A couple of years ago, Katsuki made the rookie mistake of getting drunk in front of his idiot roommates. Make a short story shorter, they took pictures of him, wrote a bio, and threw his drunk ass on a dating app.

The next morning his phone exploded with annoying ass messages from adoring guys and girls alike. For most of them, he replied with a snarky remark or didn't respond at all. He figured he'd be able to look at them, reject them, and delete the app after a few days. Just so he can tell stupid ass Deku and pink cheeks that he tried. But after days of annoying ass messages and more notifications than he could dismiss, he decided he would actually try. Which... Katsuki would be far too stubborn to admit was one of the most important decisions of his life.

Kirishima's first message was fucking awful, to say the least.

"Are you iron deficiency? Because I'm suffering from a lack of you and Fe."

After Katsuki completely belittled the other for their complete and utter lack of periodic table pick up lines, the blond may have accidentally gotten to know him.

And days, turned into weeks and weeks into months where they talked almost non-stop daily

Somewhere between the lines, Katsuki learned that Kirishima lived in Japan, while Katsuki lived in the US, he didn't mind the thought. He just wished they had met when Katsuki still lived there as a young adult/older teen because he never really ever made an effort to go back home. Not because of any underlying feelings, just because he didn't have any reason too. His parents usually come to see him so they can see America too. It's a win-win.

So it was less of a distance thing and more of who's willing to travel it thing.

It's not like the two really minded the long-distance anyway, so that's an upside to the situation. Hell, it wasn't even often that Katsuki actually thought about meeting Kirishima.

That was until his mother called.

"Brat." She said.

Katsuki's thumb hovered over the "end call" button "What the fuck do you want."

"Straighten up fucker!"

"Just tell me what you called for."

"Your stupid ass is coming over for Christmas. I booked you for all next week. We paid for your trip here and back. The rest of the family misses you and we know you miss them too. All the rest of it is in an email I sent. Love you brat. "

Katsuki took a deep breath and clenched his fist. Wisely, she hung up before he could give her a piece of his mind.

He didn't hate his family. But what he did hate was being told what to and when to do it. As if he couldn't fucking make decisions on his own.

Now, he had less than a week to pack his shit and even less time to find a cat sitter. Great.

Eventually, in the next coming days, he got his things packed. And got shitty Deku to watch the feline. All he had to do was wait... and call Kirishima.

"I'm going home for Christmas." He said.

He could hear Kirishima panicking from the other side of the phone "What?"

"I'm going to Japan. For Christmas."

"Holy shit! Do you want to meet up? I mean we don't have to if you don't want to but like I could take you somewhere and if you really want to we could go-"

"Of course I want to meet, dumbass. Christmas is Wednesday. Before or after?"

"Maybe you could come over Monday and stay till' Wednesday? I don't mind. I know you're coming to see family so if that's not good that's okay... I'm just so excited!!! Ah! You can finally cook for me! But that's if you want not a big deal or anything I just think, I don't know! My brain is going a mile a minute-"

"Jesus fuck man chill out! Yeah, I'm good with coming over Monday. I didn't want to spend my entire week with the hag anyway."

"Ahh!! I've got to clean so much, gosh the guest room hadn't seen a real human in years!" He spoke, breath quickening.

Katsuki raised an eyebrow "The guest room?"

"Yeah? I don't want to, like... make you uncomfortable. Or anything.". Katsuki swore he could sense Kirishima's anxiety from across the fucking map.

"We've been together for a year, asshole." He quips.

"Yeah, I don't want to force you to do anything. I don't know." Kirishima muttered.

"You mean you don't want to fuck me?"

There was a long silence at the other end of the phone

"Oh fuck."

Katsuki grinned "awe did I strike a nerve?"

Kirishima lays down and stares at the ceiling "I do. I do want to fuck you"

Katsuki smiles, he likes where this conversation is going.

He leaves his bed, turns off his light, and removes his shirt. Now stripped down to his boxers.

"Mind telling me how you'd do it?" Katsuki's says with a whisper.

Kirishima groans on the other end of the phone. Deep and husky.

"You'd have my shirt on," Kirishima said, breath hitching as he shoved his hand down his pants. He gripped his length and stroked slowly.

"I'd like that."

Kirishima groans. "Yeah? You'd take my dick so well."

Katsuki moaned as he stroked himself, His legs twitching and opening on their own. "I'd take it so fucking well"

"Oh shit. I'm so ready for you, fuck"
Kirishima grabbed the base of his dick and breathed " I'm gonna come."

"Already? Shit, I wish you could inside me. Four more days, and you can do whatever you want"

"Oh fuck I'm gonna come Katsuki"

"Yeah?" Katsuki's panting and whining in his bed-sheets. His dick was pulsing and red. He closes his eyes tightly, holding himself but coming loosely in his sheets as a loud grunt sounded through the phone.

"Oh shit, fuck. Damn, it's everywhere suki'. God, shits enough to fill you up for days."

"Fuck. Four days."

"Four days."

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