The God in Remnant (Thor x RWBY Harem)

Chapter 1

I really don't feel the need to travel the universe anymore. I've basically been everywhere already. Thankfully, I have a friend named Ozma who lives on a quite peaceful planet. I planned to go there and meet up with him. I was walking the bifrost, approaching Heimdall. He had his usual distant stare, standing at the altar with the tip of his sword on the ground, his hands grasping the hilt.

Thor: "Heimdall. I wish to travel to a planet called Remnant"

Heimdall seemed to immediately understand why. He was probably watching me this entire time. It's sometimes creepy how he can do that. As he places the sword in the shrine, he turned it and the bifrost turned on. I looked to him and gave my thanks. I called Mjolnir to my hand and walked through. During the transport, I suddenly made an awkward move, and I started spiraling in all different directions. Oh, this is gonna to hurt.

Ozpin POV

I was sitting at my desk enjoying my morning
Infini-Coffee. Glynda was next to me looking at something on her tablet. I never did know what exactly she does on there. Suddenly, out in the forest, a large column of light appeared. And oh my god, Glynda freaked the fuck out. I pressed the intercom button on my desk.

Ozpin: "Will Teams RWBY and JNPR come to the headmasters office please?"

It didn't take long for the elevator to ding as it arrived. Huh. I guess they were already on their way. As soon as it opened, the ever joyful Ruby Rose practically rocketed out of it like a railgun.

Ruby: "Sir! Sir! Did you see that awesome beam out in the forest!? It was all peaceful and stuff, and then it was just suddenly like 'Bewerrrrrrrrrr' and it hit the forest and it looked awesome!"

She said while bouncing excitedly. I swear this girl has more energy then Oobleck.

Ozpin: "Yes Miss Rose, I did see it, and that is actually why I called you here. I want you and Team JNPR to go and investigate the impact site."

I chuckled when she suddenly got stars in her eyes. As soon as all the others loaded onto the elevator, the doors closed. I sipped from my mug again. It seems he finally arrived. He only contacted me a year ago.

Ruby POV

Oh my oum! I can't believe we get to go see that giant light! We all loaded onto the bullhead that was supposed to take us there. During the trip, we were discussing what it could be.

Yang: "Maybe it was a weapon test of some sort?"

Blake: "That sounds like something Atlas would do, though it didn't look like any energy I've ever seen."

Nora: *le gasp* "Maybe it was aliens!" She practically shouted.

Pyrrha: "It could be possible that extraterrestrial wings do exist." She said.

Jaune: "If that's the case, I really hope they come in peace." He said nervously.

As we were discussing other possibilities, there was suddenly a massive thunderstorm outside that seemingly appeared out of nowhere. The others seemed surprised as well. Conveniently, we had just arrived, so we began landing. The bullhead finished its descent, and the doors opened up. We stepped off the vehicle and what we saw was amazing. All of the trees were burnt away, and there was a small crater, with an emblem burned into the middle. There, in the middle, lay a man with silver patterned armor, a red cape, and glorious golden hair. He seemed to be unconscious. I then saw some sort of awesome looking hammer next to him. Weiss and Ren went to pick up the man, while I inspected his hammer. It had these weird tunes along the sides, a bevel on every edge, a ringed leather handle, and a strap attached to the pommel. It looks really familiar. But where have I seen it before? I called Blake who was just reading her book.

Ruby: "Hey Blake! Come look at this!"

She looked up from her book and walked over to where I was. When she saw the hammer, her eyes widened. She looked like she was debating whether or not she was dreaming. She finally spoke.

Blake: "Everyone, I know who this gut is!"

Everybody crowded around. Blake pulled out a book titled The Basics of Norse Mythology. What? She looked through it and stopped on a page. She showed it to us. On it, was a drawing.....

Of the hammer.

Blake: "This hammer-"(Points to hammer)"- is the legendary Mjölnir. The hammer of Thor, the Norse God of Thunder."

Everyone looked shocked beyond belief, me included. This guy was a god!? This must be where the thunderstorm came from. Then Blake told us the bad news.

Blake: "I don't know exactly how it works, but what I do know is, only those deemed worthy can lift Mjölnir. I suggest we all give it a shot, and see if we can carry it back with us."

We all agreed and took turns. Jaune went first. He couldn't even move it an inch. Weiss went next, but it stayed like a rock. Nora was next. She managed to budge it a fraction of an inch. I went, and I couldn't move it at all. Then Ren tried, but failed. Yang attempted, and it was still glued to its spot. Blake took a shot, and that shot was denied.

Then, the most legendary thing happened.

When Pyrrha grabbed the handle and pulled upward....

She lifted it.

Granted it was still extremely heavy for her, she lifted it nonetheless. She had to drag it across the ground, and that was struggle on its own.

After two hours of excruciating struggle, we finally got the hammer onto the bullhead, along with the man. We set him down on the seats, and Pyrrha dragged the hammer onto the center of the floor. However, when the pilot tried to take off, we couldn't. And guess what the cause of the problem was.....

That damn hammer.

Apparently machines aren't worthy.
So she had to drag it BACK out the door. We decided once the man was awake, we would come back for it. We called Ozpin and told him about the unconscious man. We carried him to the infirmary where Ozpin told us to meet him. We set him down on the bed, and only then did I realize how exhausted I was. He was heavy. 200 pounds of pure muscle. Ozpin finally entered the room. He looked at the man, and then at us.

Ozpin: "I assume you've already figured out who he is."

Ruby: "Thor, the God of Thunder"

Ozpin: "That is correct."

Ruby: "So how did he get here anyways, and why?"

Ozpin: "He contacted me about a year ago, saying he wanted to stay on Remnant and maybe even attend Beacon."

Everyone: "ATTEND BEACON!?"