Silvanna: Okay guys we're going to do the procedure. *inhales* *exhales* MONIYANS SHOW YOUR TEETH
*The five showed their teeth literally.*
Silvanna: Okay, Harith, clear.
Harith: *closed his mouth* thank god.
Silavnna: Alucard, all clear!
Alucard: *closes mouth* Whoo I'm safe!
Silvanna: I'm not going to kill you if you fail this. *turns to Granger* Granger, clear!
Granger: *pulls out his violin* Okay let's put some BGM for the next conte --
Harith: NO.
Granger: Unless someone tries to counter me other than that weird cat I will pla --
Alucard: Please... I still need my ears.
Granger:...
Granger: kill joys.
Silvanna: If you want, I'll direct you to my past music teacher. *turns to Tigreal* Hm, how spectacular! I see your physical hygiene has been on the top.
Harith: anD WE'RE NOT?!
Alucard: Bro fix your eyebags first then we'll talk about hygiene.
Harith: You can't blame me when there's so many trolls asking for my 'help' all day!
Tigreal: Guys please... please leave the fighting for later.
Silvanna: You heard the leader.
Harith: *clicks his tongue*
Alucard: *whispers* Meow for us Harith.
Harith: ... *controlling his temper.*
Silvanna: Okay, next Fanny -- OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TEETH ITS ALL BROWN.
Fanny: Ma'am --
Fanny: It's just --
Fanny: I been so stressed since I found out that alphabets doesn't need to be arranged like what we used to and I just --
Fanny: the chocolates became so delECTABLE MA'AM.
Silvanna:...
Silvanna:...
Silvanna: You will be cleaning the palace's female bathroom for one week.
Fanny: Ma'AM ---
Silvanna: If you want peace, prepare for w a r.
Fanny: *sobs* yes ma'am.
Tigreal: Don't worry, I'll help you, okay?
Fanny: Thank the heavens someone as pure as you existed in this detestable world.
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MMLB/The insane stories concoated by a Guinevere Expert and an Harith user
FanfictionThe Goddess of Exotic Leeches and the drunk ailen bafoon from Andromeda finally decided to bless this world with this abdomination of unholy grail. So Wierd, right? Yeah. So Weird.
